How come Abby was surprised that Darren married in NOLA? An interview posted by a Starkids fan group in Live Journal 11/08/2010 -before his first episode aired - has him saying that NOLA is one of his favorite cities. Why doesnβt she know that in an online Vanity Fair article published the afternoon of the airing of his first appearance has him saying that he had to come out as straight to his gay friends in his teens. This is the origin of the Canadian host asking him who he had to come out as straight to. How come Abbynormal is unaware that in California you can rescind a Power of Attorney just by writing a letter? She is supposed to be a lawyer, right? Why is it that Abs is unaware of any actor who was closeted that when he/she came out said that they were under contract to play straight? They speak of pressure from agents and such, but no contract. Why canβt She find even one picture of Darren and Chris together at a dinner, show, concert or premier? It has been more than eight years. How come she didnβt know that Darren was good enough friends with John Stamos to invite him to the wedding? Isnβt she all knowing about the people close to him? Why has she never answered why his parents are ok with his brother βselling outβ to Mia? And why donβt his parents, who are multi-millionaires, hire attorneys to get him out of these contracts? Why oh why does she think that friends putting photos of Darren and Mia together or magazines putting pics of them at a premiere, are somehow going to get big wigs in show biz to make her famous? Why doesnβt she think that him paying for a good agent for her would be better better use of her dadβs money? Good lord, why is she certain that being the secret spouse of a gay man, never going out together in public, never being acknowledged, never spending time with common friends, etc is βrelationship goalsβ. Finally, why in the world does she believe that using ALL CAPS makes what she spouts true?
