#dammitspawk

I wasn't prepared to do this so soon. But I made a dumb decision and now I need quite a bit of cash by the end of next week. Feel free to send me an ask/dm if you have any questions about these!

All payments will be through paypal and prices are in USD.

If you're feeling really generous and don't fancy a little piece of art but have a couple bucks I have a ko-f* under the username dammitspawk.

Tallulah!

Holy doodle, Red Dwarf OR Stargate sg-1? (I'm feeling very called out LOL) Man. I know I reblogged the ask but damn haha I dunno!!! In terms of length of fandom involvement? SG-1. It was like.... my first foray into fandom. Joined forums (remember those???) and drew art and just.... lived it. (Joined Air Cadets because I was THAT kind of obsessed) But Red Dwarf is so...so...wonderful and silly and good for a laugh.... ugh. I'm stalling, basically, trying to avoid answering the damn question. Is it working? No? No, ok.

Gonna have to go with SG-1. ImsosorryRDIloveyou

“I’ll just throw you in a wheelbarrow and take you down to the beach when you’re ready to be set free to live your crab life.”

Oh my lord ok here we go

A:Are you a virgin?

yes (every day I live my life in fear of being sacrificed for something satanic)

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

I don’t know man…. I don’t want to change anything bad that happened because we learn from our mistakes. so I’d probably just go high five Freddie Mercury

M: What is your sexual orientation?

I wan’t to say bisexual. because I’m at a stage were I’m like “boys and girls are hot af” but you never know until you try. also I’m really starting to think I’m demisexual. Is that even a sexuality?

P: Who is your bestfriend?

I have two: Yara and Alex and no one could replace them. I pray they think the same of me.

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

hella pink granny panties 

R: Who was your first kiss?

I don’t.. I haven’t… guh *sweat profusely* 

I: 5 turn ons

is there a difference between a turn on and a kink? idfk. um waist coats, being super witty, certain stubble? (on guys), thigh gun holsters????, being attractive and actually liking me (at the same time).

C: Celebrity crush?

every one on tumblr i think (I’m not gonna pick just one)

K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told?

I’m fine

Rule 1: Always post the rules 
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their posts, then make 10 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them in your post. 
 Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them.

Question time, Question time:

1. Favorite music genre?

Rock/classic rock/new age rock...just a lot of rock. anything with a kick ass electric guitar

2. Cupcakes or muffins?

cupcakes you dumb. like seriously why is this a question.

3. If I gave you two tickets to any concert/con or anything, who would you take with you?

My friends Yara and Alex. 

4. You’re stranded on an island with only one valuable. What would that valuable be?

is there wifi on this island? if so, my laptop. if not then my phone so i can call for help so they can take me back to my laptop and play candy crush while i wait.

5. Do you like dressing nice or dressing down?

it depends. I'm really self conscious so if someone tells me that i look really good in something then dressing up. but if i don't know for sure then i will feel uncomfortable the whole time and i would enjoy dressing down.

6. How would you feel if Destiel was made canon?

i would probably cry tears of happiness. but it would be awkward for Jensen and Misha so idk how that would effect everything.

7. Your OTP’s stuck in a difficult situation. Would you rather have one half sacrifice his/herself for the other half or they both die?

aw man. It would be less painful for them to both die. but it would be such a good story if one of them sacrificed themself. idk man

8. tell me i’m your national anthem.

you're my national anthem? (who would want to be O'Canada?)

9. What would you say/do if your favorite celebrity showed up at your front door right now?

probably try and act cool and ask them to come in for tea and coffee and swoon over them the whole time and tell them how much they changed my life and how amazing they are and make small chat so we can be buddies and get their phone number.... whywouldyoudothistome

10. i’m running out of questions. do you want to be my friend?

 of course my dear

My Questions:

1. What is your favourite colour and why?

2. What it your biggest notp and why?

3. What is your thoughts on gingers?

4. do you like sushi? if so what do you usually get?

5. what is your ideal christmas scene?

6. do you prefer guys/girls who are classy or edgy?

7. what is your biggest pet peeve?

8. how anal are you about things being clean?

9. on a scale of 1 - 10 how fucked up is your life right now?

10. get deep.

I’m tagging: