hotdog

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

I’m taking notes 

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t    s u c k 

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

why n

Libertarianism has taken a human form.

has this guy ever considered a career in professional wrestling

does anyone still consider slenderman scary? like im a total wuss about horror movies but hes been so overexposed for years i dont find him remotely scary

mary scary

No.

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU