#damedoctor

PUPPETRY RESEARCH FOREVERRRRR

The mystery solved at last!

Such mystery. Much wow.

Light thing? Have you called 2Fix? They’re actually pretty darn good.

So the lights in the freshman dorms go off automatically by motion sensor. But they don't pick up on typing. And I don't... really move much? But they're supposed to go off with like 15 minutes of non-movement. Instead ours goes off every five minutes if we're just in here on the computers.

It's gotten to the point that if there's a power outage I automatically wave my hand around and look really dumb.

Post the rules. 

Answer the questions the tagger asked, then make five new ones. 

Tag five people and link them to the post. 

Let them know when you’ve tagged them. 

Questions (by the lovely gwaithgweneth42) :

1. WHAT is the one thing you want to do with your life, more than anything? Like, not necessarily a career (though it could be that), but more like a goal that you want to fulfill in your life.

I really want to do something that improves life for someone. I want to be a force that makes the world kind of better than it would have been had I not been here to do it. This is a pretty vague answer but there are a number of ways I could do this and still feel like I accomplished it. I want to prove I'm not a waste of flesh.

2. WHAT is one thing you want to do before you die?

I want to master a skill. Since I'm a woman of pretty much no talents but I do a lot of things with mediocrity, I would love to just focus on one thing and become an absolute boss at it. I am far away from that though. I don't even know what that skill will be.

3. WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow is your favorite joke?

MARA KNOWS MY FAVORITE JOKE IS ANYTHING TO DO WITH COWS. 

Actually Mara knows cow puns piss me off. 

My favorite joke might be Arrested Development. Just watch the show and all the jokes within it are my favorite joke.

4. Do you think you’ll ever want kids?

Right now I am way too selfish to want kids. Like I survive my babysitting job only because I get to give the kids back to their dad at 4:15 and then go eat my parents' food and watch my parents' TV in my parents' house. But I do believe that one day I will change my mind and be ready for kids.

5. Is there something in fandom that has changed your life, or become a huge part of it? That you’re really glad you have in your life, or that you wish you didn’t? WHAT IS IT? And yes, I totally cheated, that’s like four questions, BUT I MEANT IT TO BE ONE OKAY I JUST SUCK AT ASKING THINGS

NO THIS IS A GOOD SINGULAR QUESTION.

It is extremely likely that I'm not understanding this question correctly, but I could not be more grateful for the Harry Potter series. It is just so comforting. I feel at home, like I'm hanging out with my friends, while I'm reading it. Very few books can even compete with being as close to my heart.

Also a huge part of my life has become sobbing over/longing for/being weirdly attracted to Severus Snape. Thanks to good old J.K.

My questions:

1. Regardless of whether you think there's a heaven, what do you predict yours to be like?

2. Similarly, what would your hell look like? (is it cheating to make this a separate question?)

3. What fandom, existing or not, do you think we should all be part of? Or rather, what thing or person do you think deserves a lot of attention and excitement but nobody seems to have discovered its beauty yet?

4. Do you have one particular childhood object that you will never ever part with and if it's not too personal, why that thing?