val+des // [text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it // [text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party // [text]: We're bowling with a frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
[text]: first of all
[text]: i have no recollection of that
[text]: second of all
[text]: don't ever EVER let me drink again
[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
[text]: i'm pretty sure they were tho ???
[text]: or were they not the stripper cops ?
[text]: We're bowling with a frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
[text]: that sounds gross
[text]: go clean it up wtf get rid of the frozen turkey
[text]: don't make me send audrey round to kill u all
