#daily hell

Truth of the perceived luxury of London living

Mission: Defeat 10 Enemies as an Iokath Monitor

Me: OKAY! MURDER TIME! :D CUT DOWN PUBS YAY!

*goes to purchase a monitor*

Monitor Vendor: Give us 15,000 credits AND 300 shards

Me: ... but...

*checks mission*

Mission Reward: 13,386 credits & unknown amount of shards

Me: ...

Me: ...

*abandons quest*

6:30 AM: Okay gotta get up for school, and I’m gonna make friends and be nice. Today is going to be good

7:55: Class hasn’t even started yet and the teacher is already being a bitch

8:30: We have advisory after this, I could use 15 minutes to myself

9:00: That was not fucking 15 minutes. I hate everyone, can I go home now?

9:15: OMFG will you just shut up, no one cares about how you made everyone hate you even more. First you ruin Star Wars and now you’re talking about Buffalo Wildwings. What do you even teach? Whatever you’re talking about is not what was in the lesson plan

10:00: French class isn’t that bad, teacher’s decent, friend sits behind me, I get to draw in class

10:46: FUCK YAS! English class with Mrs. L. Woot woot! She may insult Canada a lot, but I’ll let it slide since she has a book of shame

11:54: Yes, lunch I can be with people I like again

12:28 PM: Welcome to hell math class. This guy behind me is tapping his foot on my chair and it’s vibrating. Oh god they’re singing again, why the fuck do they have to sing instead of talk?

1:22: Yes history class, oh wait the teacher is a little bitch. Why can’t the real teacher come back from maternity leave yet? At least I get to one up all these hosers who don’t know the Persian war from the Peloponnesian war

2:13: One more hour one more hour, then I get to go home and watch anime. I wonder if I still have some cake- Dude really get your giant ass out of my face, whatever the fuck your name is. Do you not realize I am sitting here? No, stop messing with Cece, dude stop insulting gays, well that was a racist comment. Great I’m stuck sitting in front of this wanker all year

3:00: Freedom! Gotta get my 50 textbooks and make it to the bus on time

3:15: Goal achieved: did not miss bus

4:00: Oh god as soon as I walk in the door all hell is breaking loose. Stop hitting your brother. Stop biting your sister. I tried.

5:00: I napped for an hour, and watched anime. I should probably do my homework

6:30: Okay I really need to get off of tumblr and do my homework. Harvard doesn’t accept lazy people with B’s

7:00: No not family therapy dinner. I hate family therapy dinner. I don’t want to hear your feelings or talk about mine

8:15: Managed to escape and yet that’s my brother running throught the house in his tighty whities screaming. So much for studying in peace

9:00: When you say you’re going to bed, but really you’re just gonna watch anime all night

12:00 AM: I should get to sleep...

2:00: Life is a meaningless void that nothing good comes out of it and wow that sounds super awesome and poetic I must check tumblr and post this

2:01: I’m already begging to regret posting that. Meh, probably for future M