#daftworld

But I'm also an overprotective, loyal brown belt kickboxer for almost ten years, and I can have a competitive streak occasionally.

So, me vs. DW (aka the Scourge Of The DP Fandom) in a fight. Who wins?

(Ironically a few people in the online fandom have called me "mentally ill" for "writing fanfiction about real people" while the crazy fanboy stalker is still here and managed to piss off Thomas and Paul. Pretty sure Pedro dislikes him too, but that's not for me to say.)

He's not as chunky as he used to be, and I'm 5"2, a little stocky.

If you want to back me, by all means.

Maybe I'm the problem. Maybe I'm the lunatic. I mean, I write stupid crazy fanfiction that no one wants. That's all I'm good for. That's all I've been doing for at least 12 years.

Maybe I'm the insane fan. Maybe I'm just as bad as The Scourge. It's always been the one thing I've prided myself on. Not being like that. Also the fandoms champion fighting ninjas and demons.

Are we still in agreement that you know who is a terrible person? I mean, I'm really trying to be neutral about them here, because believe it or not, I'm not actually the type for confrontation.

BUT if we were to ever cross paths, I'd do my utmost to protect Thomas and Guy-Man. Because I owe them. I promised. An eight year old little girl promised. And I can be very protective of the people I care about.

But yeah, I'm trying to be neutral here. Not to stoop to their level.

The very last thing I want is to be mistaken for, and compared to them. I try not to be a rambling crazy person, you know. Pretty sure Paul is up on my bullshit, but it would kill me if my heroes ever mistook me for... one of those fans... *shudder*

But I keep seeing all this stuff from the one who shall not be named and oh god it makes me want to flipping vomit every time I see that name.

People are still saying that they're DP's biggest fan when they're a sycophantic malignant scum sucking duplicitous profligate!!

(And yes, I'm rambling Britishly. I did read the thesaurusvback to front when I was a kid. I'm a nerd.)

God it makes me want to vomit in rage and just go on an over protective bodyguard rampage.

Yes, I know I write crazy stories and ramble on about how I'm totally DP'S kickass ninja bodyguard who totally fights zombies and demons and aliens for all my French dads, but heck I'm bloody normal compared to THAT freak!!

Ugh it makes me so mad!!

Who wants to team up and go ninja on this sickos ass???