I realized just how long it's been since the last update and decided to post these. Only fair that y'all get some quotes after the sheer amount of quotes I've made for beta au.
Korekiyo: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Shuichi: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.
Kokichi: Don't worry! There will come a time when it's not.
Shuichi: Thanks! Even worse.
Source: Tumblr
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Kokichi: ... What? It's the truth.
Kaede: Kokichi, saying "It's sad boi hours" is not a constructive assessment of your mental health!
Source: unknown
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Tenko: You're just as competitive as I am!
Kaito: That's ridiculous! I'm more competitive!
Source: unknown
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Kirumi: Whenever Kaito next texts me "We need to talk," I’m just gonna reply "Yes, we do."
Kirumi: Now we are both stressed. Checkmate.
Source: unknown
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Kokichi: This is probably the second weirdest way I've almost died.
Kaito: What was the first?
Kokichi: You don't need to know that.
Kaito: That is... So ominous, are you okay?
Source: inspired by tumblr
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Tenko: We're going to jail!
Kokichi: No, Kaito is going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped.
Tenko: That's a good idea. Tenko was kidnapped too.
Kaito: No one was kidnapped. If I'm going to jail, everyone is going to jail.
Source: young sheldon
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Kaede: Everyone always asks me, "How do you handle this class?"
Kaede: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. This morning, Kiibo called my name, and when I showed up to see what was going on, Angie shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
Source: unknown
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Kaito: What is the one thing I ordered you two not to do?
Kokichi and Tenko: Burn the house down.
Kaito: And what did you do?
Kokichi: Made dinner.
Kaito:
Tenko:
Kokichi:
Kaito: ...
Tenko, sighing: And we burnt the house down.
Source: unknown
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Angie: Fun fact: human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car!
Korekiyo: And yet it's still almost impossible to find the end of the tape.
Miu: Cowards. I can already tell the difference between a house and a car.
Source: tumblr
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Kokichi: Why do you think we're here? Just to suffer?
Kaito: ... All I asked was if you wanted to go to the casino with me.
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(I have more quotes on my other account @aaaaaagayghost)
Kaito: Anyway so me, Maki, and Shuichi were training and-
Kichi: Holy shit you ARE a himbo.
Keade: Whats your friend type?
Kichi: *Thinking about Kaito and Tenko*
Kichi: Himbos.
Shuichi: I have a few fears but none of them are my classmates who i love very much :)
Kichi: Hi.
Shuichi: I have a few fears and one of them is my classmate who i love very much.
Tenko: What are you doing?
Kichi: Im making a killer Roomba.
Tenko: Why?????
Kichi: I wanted to strap a knife onto a Roomba.
Kaito walking into the room: WHY?????
Kichi sending the roomba after him: :)
Kichi: Why can i not go in the warmth mother?
Tojo: That is a oven and you will die.
Kichi: I am strong mother.
Muffin: So kokichi didnt know kiibo, it was just a lie they made to cover for their slip up-
Me: Oh do you mean child hood friends? Best of friends? little kiddos?
I've noticed a couple trends with the gender headcanons people have for Dafaa Kokichi, lol. So here's some icons/art representing those trends for pride month! And before you ask, yes, this is Kokichi with his hoodie taken off (minus the scars), yes, I changed up how his scarf looks, and yes, the text on his shirt does indeed say, "I can't draw dragon skeletons just pretend there's one here." I can't draw dragon skeletons, guys.
If anyone has any specific requests for other cisn't identities with Dafaa Kokichi, feel free to send them in! I might just make some more on my own later tbh.
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Kaito: I'm ignoring you. What you're doing there, Tenko, is overgeneralizing. You're letting one less than ideal event speak for any and all future events and that is a pointless venture.
Kokichi: Your mom is pointless.
Tenko: Okay, let's leave the mothers out of this, especially considering the fact that neither of you two even have a mother.
It’s too early for me to really have ships in DAFAA, but not going to lie, suffering best friend/wingman tenko + kaito/kokichi would be a funny dynamic.
That's fair. And that would be a funny dynamic. Tenko didn't mean to sign up to be a wingman when she tried to befriend The Mysterious Hoodie Girl Who Hid in a Bathroom, buuuut... You don't really realize any of what you're signing up for by being Kokichi's friend