Mar 19
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Who thought this seemed like a good idea??? Photo via the very funny @howtobeadad. . . #dadjokes #poordesign #momfails #dadfails #momfail #parentingfail #funnymomstuff #funnymomsofinsta #funnymomsofig #funnyparentingmemes #mommyproblems #parenthoodmoments https://www.instagram.com/p/CQZVnbkMo4b/?utm_medium=tumblr
Shout out to my dad
Who thought that the main chorus from Danity Kane’s ‘Damaged’ was ‘I want a sandwich 🥪’ 😂😂😂
Paternity Leave Begins
Day 1: I'm starting a 12 week paternity leave. Thank you, my employer, for such a great benefit! I'm taking over from my supermom of a wife, Em, who is returning to work after her own 16 weeks of leave. I'll be on my own with our 4 month old boy Luke. As a human mattress during his naps, I'll update #dadfails with past and newly encountered failures--I mean learning opportunities--that I hope will more than amuse you, but also help all you new parents avoid the same mistakes.
Disclaimer: I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. As a new parent who has done very minimal reading and training, anything that I have learned is likely anecdotal, coincidental or just plain wrong. Take everything I say with a grain of salt. Ok, now that you can't sue me, let's begin.
So I was listening to the radio with my dad the other day and Fancy came on.
Dad: I don't get her name.
Me: What do you mean?
Dad: Well why would she call herself Iggy the Glacier?
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Ronie's failed attempts to feed Jase. 😂😂😂 #HesSoConfused #babyfood #dadfails