@daddy-devilishโโ said:ย ๐ Time to pretend to get along at your GF's house because you fended off her father's murder attempt for the week--
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ย ย ย Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding doโ
One might ask; Keith, why are you ringing the doorbell at your girlfriend's parents mansion?ย Donโt her folks hate your handsome face and bitchinโ talent? Well. Flattery will get you everywhere but shut your mouth.ย
Heโd managed to get past the front gate security by challenging them to a game of rock, paper, scissors. Best 2 out of 3. After a harrowing victory, the rap artist had to make the long trek up the typical rich personโs needlessly long drivewayโข.ย ย Daaaamn, just make this a hiking trail, it was as long as one. He wasnโt prepared for such a walk; didnโt bring any gear or snacks. What if he had to pee before he made it to the door? Realization made him acutely aware of the entire Big Gulp slammed on the way here. Oh, fuck.ย ย
Keith could have cut across the grass and gardens instead of walking up the winding path to the house but heโd seen the Dearestโs gardener before during a previous rendezvous. Cutting through bush and tree branches with a pair of oversized shears like it was nothing. No way heโs fucking with that guy or his work.ย
What felt like 10 entire minutes passed before he made it to the front door. About 5 minutes in heโd been mentally writing a will and was tempted to setup an S.O.S signal along the car park but pushed on. Hard work and perseverance paid off as light-up sketches scuffed the porch stairs. Civilization at last!ย
Now came the dilemma of finding a window to try and climb in while potentially setting off the home alarms or knocking on the door.ย
Thatโs when black eyes spotted the button. Not just any regular ol button, but the doorbell. What was the point in having one when no one made it past security anyway? Poor thing was probably underused. It was up to Keith to give it a chance to sing!
So he did โ and when no one answered the door, he pushed it again. And again. Annnnd again.ย