#daddy-devilish

This city was peculiar at best, leaving the already perplexed Gem all the more confused every time she rounded a corner. It was filled with such a variety of sounds and people that Rose could do naught but try to weave past people without striking too much of an impression while her gaze looked for anyone that seemed capable of giving her the time of day.

Finally, her gaze found someone that seemed to have the look of one in charge, at the very least in charge of themselves, and that was more than good enough for her over the children about. With a leap, she went over the cluttered street and onto the other sidewalk to hopefully engage in a not-too-upsetting conversation with the man, landing delicately a respectable distance behind him. If his appearance intimidated her, it certainly didn’t show.

       a sigh.  “ so, what’s the deal with him, then? “ darnell rested his hand against his cheek, tilting his head a bit in curiosity. of all the people in the world, darnell could say with a fair amount of confidence that he was pico’s closest ally -- slash best friend he supposed -- although pico hated such childish terms. there were times when he really needed to get his head outta his ass like that. so, color him curious as to why he was being approached for some kinda business about pico. // @daddy-devilish​ liked! 

[[ *wheeeze* fantastic and so true lmao ]]

((The day Ballard finally speaks normally around him is the day Dante flips a table like “YOU COULD SPEAK ENGLISH THIS ENTIRE FUCKING TIME-!?” ghsdjihgvisduh))

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     Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding do–

One might ask; Keith, why are you ringing the doorbell at your girlfriend's parents mansion? Don’t her folks hate your handsome face and bitchin’ talent? Well. Flattery will get you everywhere but shut your mouth. 

He’d managed to get past the front gate security by challenging them to a game of rock, paper, scissors. Best 2 out of 3. After a harrowing victory, the rap artist had to make the long trek up the typical rich person’s needlessly long driveway™.  Daaaamn, just make this a hiking trail, it was as long as one. He wasn’t prepared for such a walk; didn’t bring any gear or snacks. What if he had to pee before he made it to the door? Realization made him acutely aware of the entire Big Gulp slammed on the way here. Oh, fuck.  

Keith could have cut across the grass and gardens instead of walking up the winding path to the house but he’d seen the Dearest’s gardener before during a previous rendezvous. Cutting through bush and tree branches with a pair of oversized shears like it was nothing. No way he’s fucking with that guy or his work. 

What felt like 10 entire minutes passed before he made it to the front door. About 5 minutes in he’d been mentally writing a will and was tempted to setup an S.O.S signal along the car park but pushed on. Hard work and perseverance paid off as light-up sketches scuffed the porch stairs. Civilization at last! 

Now came the dilemma of finding a window to try and climb in while potentially setting off the home alarms or knocking on the door. 

That’s when black eyes spotted the button. Not just any regular ol button, but the doorbell. What was the point in having one when no one made it past security anyway? Poor thing was probably underused. It was up to Keith to give it a chance to sing!

So he did – and when no one answered the door, he pushed it again. And again. Annnnd again. 

     Ding dong.

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