#dad smite

When I hear Pro Hero AFO I think "he's a good guy, but we forget that sometimes because of how arrogant and monologuey he is" but I loved the direction you took it, with him still being a terrible human being and All Might being a villain, yet is still a better dad!

Do you have any more details on the AU?

Ok so I should say for the record:

In the series "A Collection of Dad Smite" All for One did not actually adopt Izuku; instead he pays Inko money so I can use Izuku for PR purposes.

Izuku gets put in a controlled situation that appears dangerous to the public, and All for One saves him - and the public eats it up because they love it when a Hero saves an innocent civilian, especially when the civilian is a helpless child and bonus points for being Quirkless. The original deal was that All for One would eventually give Izuku a Quirk before Izuku reaches high school age, but Izuku overheard that All for One plans to instead find a Quirk that can keep Izuku as a child because Izuku has been the best at playing the victim game.

Izuku only worked hard and did his best because he thought he would get a Quirk and a chance at becoming a Hero, he didn't realize that being a good "victim" would leave him stuck with that for a long ass time.

Though as for other details-

All Smite eventually plans on letting Izuku have One for All in this verse, and to then let Izuku decide what he wants to do with One for All. However, All Smite plans to do it once All for One is good and dead. He knows that All for One wants One for All and will do anything to get it, and he doesn't want to put Izuku in unnecessary danger.

Mostly inspired by TikTok??

Eh - lots of “Mochi is innocent jokes”

Suggestive content?? Everyone is 18+...

Except for the first one - and that one, they could be 14-15??

~ Dari

Me: All of you are like; "Mochi belongs with Shinsou" - ooga-booga - "they belong with Tamaki"

Me: BITCH, they're 14, they still belong to their Papa!

Me: They all Toshi's baby!!

(just a joke, I promise)

[inspired by bloodymud on TikTok]

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You: I have decided I am in fact a snacc

You:

You: Just seems people aren't hungry.

Admirers: I'm fucking starving.

[fiddlefordmcgucket on TikTok]

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Katsuki, sitting and staring off into the distance

Izuku, whispering: How long as he been like that?

Shouto: Nearly an hour now.

Izuku: W - what happened?

Shouto: He found out Mochi was unintentionally "thirst trapping" on TikTok.

Izuku:

Shouto:

Shouto: He still can't get over the fact someone told Mochi to “step on them”.

Shouto: And that they were confused as to why.

--

You: Why would anyone want to hurt Monoma - kun?

Katsuki: Maybe because they met him?

You:

Katsuki:

Katsuki: Did I say that?

[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]

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You: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? I'd be just grateful to have a bunk bed.

Izuku:

Shouto:

Katsuki:

Denki:

Denki: I -

Katsuki: Don't fuckin' say anything.

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All Smite AU

Smite: Mitsu's at that age where a teenager has only one thing on their minds.

Midnight: Romance?

You: Homicide.

[Addams' Family Values]

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Sidekick: I'm here with a message for Yagi?

You: Which one?

You:

All Might:

All Might: I'm not crying, you're crying -

--

Present Mic: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Aizawa: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.

Izuku: Wasps.

You: Spiders.

All Might: Terriers.

Shouto: Bakugo.

Katsuki: BASTARD, I'M ONLY AN INCH SHORTER THAN YOU

--

Villain AU

Hawks, first coming to the LOV

Keigo, internally: I am made for this shit. Nothing can catch me off guard.

You, laughs and smiles

Keigo:

Keigo, under his breath: Holy shit.

--

Villain AU

Overhaul: It's a white flag, and you might as well start waving it now -

You: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Himiko: :0

Jin: Good lord.

[Parks and Rec]

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Villain AU

You: That's stupid! You're stupid! Stop being stupid!

Denki: Or... Maybe I'm just being rhetorical.

You: No! No you're not!

You: God it's like you use words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter!

Denki: Well now you're just acting transcendent.

You:

Denki:

Queue you kicking him in the face

[DBZA]

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All Smite AU

Mineta: You should treat me like one of your stuffed animals.

You: Mineta, if you were a toy, you'd be a slinky

You: Not good for much but it makes you smile when you push it down the stairs.

Shouto, snort-laughing

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TBT & Mochi Enjoying Popsicles

Izuku, gagging

You, rubbing Izuku's back: Are you okay?

Izuku, holding his throat: Y - yeah, gag reflex.

You, genuinely confused: What's a gag reflex?

Katsuki: The thing your body does to keep you from choking.

Shouto: It's triggered by the uvula and -

You, shoving the entire popsicle in you mouth out of curiosity

Izuku:

Shouto:

Katsuki:

Later...

Katsuki: So we are in agreement we're never letting them have popsicles again?

Izuku: Yes.

Shouto: Only soft serve and shaved ice from now own.

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All Smite AU

You, after getting a tongue ring: Shouto, you want one?

Shouto: What kind of pleasure would I get out of stabbing needles through my skin?

You:... It'd piss off your dad.

Shouto:

Shouto:

Later...

Fuyumi: Are your ears pierced?

Shouto: Yeah.

Natsuo:

Natsuo: Has he noticed?

Shouto: No.

Shouto: I plan on getting more and more until he does.

Shouto: I hope I will be covered in them by the time he figures it out