May 7, 2025
Hank please.
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Hank please.
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Dissect the- Dad that's a terrible choice of words. Your son looks uncomfortable now.
Christian's facial hair is quickly reaching the I CA'T SEE HIS FACE territory. 😭
I thought it was funny... lol
Dark Cacao: *all happy* Son! I'm so glad you here.
Dark Choco: Dad...It's been 40 years...
Dark Cacao: *squish Dark Choco cheeks* you're very funny, son.
...just realized that while my dad still messes up my pronouns more often than I'd like, these days he accidentally calls my sister "they" about as often as he calls me "she."
I... don't think he's actually misgendering me so much as he's extended the "absentmindedly call the kids by each other's names" thing to pronouns.
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Time to noogie the tall, edgy skeleton, laughing while he did so. ((from fell!gaster))
**FERAL HISSING NOISES**
“DON’T NOOGIE THE SKELETON!!!!”
Mom has been off visiting relatives for the past couple of weeks. Her flight is tomorrow and dad just texted the family group chat:
“Mom home soon!!!!!!!!!!”
Yes, he DID use 10 exclamation points.
bread meme from papa bc he is a fucking asshole
"Hey dad, can you pass me the-" Shikamaru barely finished the sentence before a slice of bread was thrown at him by his old man, hitting him in the face.
"What the hell-" "Language." His dad corrected him, a shit eating grin on his face as he tried to suppress laughter."
"Ugh, what a drag."