Headcannons for Peter Parker just existing:
Notes: Why is he older than me now, I swear he was just a baby a minute ago
Also note that this is my first ever fic or headcanon of any type so please be nice, and no not everything is capitalized, I know. A few people said to me recently that they’d read my fanfiction if I wrote any and it’s gotten to the point where I’m fed up with myself for not writing any. So I just decided to do this really really quickly because if I don’t act quick all that inspiration will go down the drain
- I think one of the first dates that he would take MJ on would be to the bodega down the street of course if it didn’t explode in the universe. It’s one of his favorite places and of course he’d take his favorite girl there
- Takes MJ to Coney Island and buys her cotton  candy
- Never really thinks about college until Ned brings it up, causing to absolutely spiral for about a week
- Drinking way too much coffee at the lab before Tony has to physical cut him off
- Falling asleep at the lab because he was up all night with homework
- Tony struggling to carry him to the couch because despite how small Peter looks he is really really heavy
- Fight me but Peter Parker is absolutely bisexual.
- Struggled to tell Tony for a few months because he was afraid that Tony wouldn’t want to be his da- mentor anymore
- Tony eventually found out because FRIDAY forced him to look at websites about what to do if your child is gay
- Mentioned it to him during a random Tuesday, causing him to nearly crush his little project. His face turning bright red as Tony talks about how he has many gay friends and that Peter doesn’t have to worry because even he has gone on a few dates with very attractive men
- Peter nearly explodes
- Very much into PinkPantheress and pumps himself up with Stateside everyday before school
- Captain America was his first crush when he was a kid ( don’t be weird )
- When he came out to May, she said, “ I thought you told me that already “, she’s known for the past 16 years and he is in fact 16
- Hates riding the subway and is very confused when so many tourists go on it
- Makes Ned walk ahead of him because he’s too scared to into rooms first, despite being the all confident spiderman
- Has extreme anxiety and nearly throws up everytime he does anything in front of people
- Becoming spiderman helped a little bit with it though
- Has continuously shown up to Ned’s house dressed as spiderman and snuck in through his bedroom window so they can build legos together late at night
- Absolutely threatens to poison Ned because he is a spider and that’s what they do, Ned doesn’t believe him
- Thinks being rebellious is staying up late watching Star Wars movies after May told him to go to bed
- His main goal in life is to impress Tony, sadly he will never know that he already has
- Tony replaces his things without telling Peter because Peter is too humble to ask for help: shoes, shirts, folders, sometimes he sneaks 20s into Peter’s backpack
- Peter is absolutely himself when Tony Stark is around, he eats 3x his body weight ( he is a growing boy) and rambles on and on for hours about his favorite movies
- Has tried befriending other people then Ned, never works out
- Every failed attempt they add another step onto their handshake to solidify their friendship
- Really really really anxious to meet the other avengers ( yes this is a 2015 AO3 fic domestic Avengers AU, sue me.)
- And yes they all live in the tower
- Had a panic attack after meeting Rhodes, the first technically avengers he’s met
- Aftwr Rhodes leaves Tony turns to him and sees his face all sweaty and eyes filled with tears
- Tony learns to warn him when meeting new people not to just invite them in
- They’ve developed secret ways for Peter to tell when he wants to leave
- “Did we leave the oven on?” “ Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good,” ect
- He does end up meeting Matthew Murdock but under better conditions
- Now has a sudden intense interest of becoming a lawyer and Tony is jealous that Matt is stealing away his so- protege
- Lives for the Ironman icecream at that one place that I can’t remember
- Overstimulation is now on the table because of his intense spidey senses
- Starts hitting things when angry, accidentally breaks something of Tony’s, maybe a painting or a delicate piece of tech
- Regrets it immediately
- Stark has to keep texting May that Peter fell asleep and now has to stay over because if he didn’t she’d think Peter has died
- When Peter goes to the common room upon waking up at 11 in the morning on a Saturday he sees all the avengers eating lunch together and runs out before anyone could see him
- They all saw him.
- They yell at Tony because he had a secret son that they didn’t know about
- Tony doesn’t argue back
- Becomes really close with Sam upon seeing his Falcon Technology
- Has almost said he’s spiderman about 47 times FRIDAY keeps count as blackmail
Okay so that is all for now
Do tell me if this is awful or don’t
I don’t really care
I will be posting more eventually ❤️
