#dad anakin

"You need to sleep eight hours, that's what the Togruta teen growth book Padmé gave me says."

"I know you don't like juice, but it's very healthy."

"Go down to the city on this planet? No problem, but not alone. Take Jesse and Fives. And be back before curfew!"

Anakin is raising a teenager without having gone through pregnancy, the baby or infant stage, and being himself barely a teenager five years older 😂 This is all a typical "do as I say, not as I do" situation.

If there are support groups on the Holonet for single parents (and especially for children of other species), 100% Anakin signs up, saying,

"I'm raising a Togruta daughter/little sister, what would you recommend?"

But it's even funnier when someone asks, "Hey, and your ages?"

And Anakin replies, "Well, I'm 20 and my Togruta is 15—which is as complicated an age as everyone says."

More funny details that Anakin will probably impose on the ship: a jar of swear words. Sure, maybe he'll let Ahsoka say one, but it depends on the situation and the word used.

《 Google Translation: 》

Padmé: Anakin Skywalker. You didn't do what I asked you to do yesterday, did you? I've been telling you for the past few days...

Anakin: Noona, （ referring to older girl, informal, very close! ）Why won't you call me Ani? Do you hate me now?

Padmé: Oh my, what are you saying in front of the kids!

Leia to Luke (Backround) : Paint it here

He should comm Wolffe for biting tips, the man was vicious.

"Rex," slurred Skywalker, "what, what if she gets shot. She's so small. "

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"Armour," Kix said into Rex's thigh, rolling onto his back and nearly headbutting Rex in the balls during the process. "She needs armour. And proper clothes."

"Fuck. I have no idea what I'm doing. Who gave me a baby? I'm still a baby! " groaned Anakin. Rex ignored him.

"If she outranks me," he said, slowly, "I can make her do some of the paperwork."

"-Oh my Force is she going to go through puberty? Puberty was awful. Oh kark, Kix, do togrutas get periods? Kix, do we have sanitary products? Kix?"

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"Force, you're so drunk," he said, grinning dopily down at the medic.

"Jess," Kix said urgently, "Jess! She doesn't have bones."

"Um,"

"The baby Jedi," elaborated Rex. Jesse blinked at him, before looking back down at Kix.

"An- an her heads all empty," Kix slurred sadly. Jesse frowned.

"She doesn't seem that bad," he said, already defending the new Commander loyally. "We can bring her up to scratch in no time."

"Nooo," moaned Kix, "mean lit- liter- literally."

Jesse looked back to Rex for confirmation.

"Montrals," Rex replied, shrugging. Skywalker snored again.

-

He also had an awful headache.

Rex squinted at the open file on his datapad.

BABY JEDI RULS

1. no pod racing 2. No hotwire speeders 3. Bugs 4. Don't get arested 5. No Hrdcase or Gives. Jess? 6. Eat vegetake befor desert 7. Hold hands outside temowl 8. Don't runawya 9. Bite dicku 10. No tlking to chanllelor 11. Grownups 12. Not get shit 13. Armor wear clothes 14. Papwrworb

- Accidental Child Procurement Procedures by Maddy_B

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