for one of Connorâs DA verses where he was originally a spirit, Connor was initially a hope spirit. Though heâs corrupted now and thankfully holding on due to the chains that bind him, heâs able to potentially show fragments of his old self. Hope is something that usually stays with us, even when things take a turn for the worst. I really find it symbolic for hope to still linger within him, even if itâs scattered fragments. Without hope, what are we? itâs a powerful thing.
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This is a Masterpost of all the fanfiction Iâd written (all on Tumblr) based in @ultranosâ Domestic Assassin crack AU which was hilarious for a fairly good-sized group of us! And from what Iâve seen in my notifications, people are still enjoying and finding fics of mine in this AU even to this day, which is great!Â
Iâve basically dug into my previous fanfiction pages and pulled them out year by year, so because itâll be way too much work to try and arrange everything by title, I just went by year. At least Tumblr keeps the links when I copy and paste.Â
Since there are so many, youâll find them under the cut. Enjoy!Â
Pre-2016
Air Mattress Prompt Â
An exhausted Anna returns home from a hot night with Kristoff only to accidentally make her sister fly off the air mattress when she flops down on it for a sleep.
âAm I supposed to be alarmed by the moon tonight?â promptÂ
Elsa is so exhausted she gets confused between the sun and moon apparently.
âCan we please stop fighting and talk about the koala in your room?âÂ
Elsa adopted a koala, much to Annaâs exasperation.
âCan you pull this fake cobweb across the door?â Halloween promptÂ
Anna wants to play a prank on Elsa...
Cell Block Sniper (M - violence and strong language)
Yes. Yes. Itâs a crossover. A crossover between âCell Block Tangoâ song from Chicago and this AU.
âDo you realise what this means?â âThat youâre a really bad shot?âÂ
Elsa is NOT having the best of time trying to instruct a new trainee.
Domestic Assassin AU prompt: Hansâ POV (pre-reveal)Â
Elsa was bound to fall out of a tree at some point and end up in hospital. Anna takes care of her.Â
Elsa and Weselton promptÂ
Elsa refuses to let Weselton in the door.
Eyes That GlistenÂ
Anna knows how to persuade Elsa to do whatever she wants.Â
âGod youâre such a grumpy bags in the morning arenât you?âÂ
Elsa is not a happy camper after a long night where everything just goes wrong.
âHoly shit. Most realistic Dementor costume ever.â Halloween promptÂ
Turns out, Elsa just looks like that most of the time.
âI canât help being a geek about my vital signs!â prompt (Elsarik)Â
A crossover between another AU (Shardsverse)Â
âI donât think I should tell you what weâre dressed as.â (Halloween Prompt)Â
Somebody think of the children!Â
âI dropped my cookie :â(âÂ
Elsa cries when she drops her cookie.Â
âI feel like a T-RexâÂ
Anna is too lazy to just grab the goddamn stepladder and get the jam herself.
âI wish I could drive you out of my life with a sword!â (Hans and Anna, prompt)Â
Anna is NOT a fan of Hans...
âMaybe you should go as an assassin. Oh wait, you already are one.â (Halloween prompt)Â
Anna is a sarcastic little sister to Elsa.
âNo one unfollows like Gaston!âÂ
Anna overhears Gaston boasting about how he unfollowed someone because of a disability. She is not happy.
Ruined Dinner Party
After an hour of waiting for her sister to come to the party, Anna finally spots her with âketchupâ all over her top.Â
Part 2 of âRuined Dinner Partyâ
Of course it wasnât ketchup. Duh. Anna is NOT HAPPY.
Sleepyhead (drabble, Snow Sisters)Â
Elsa, going to the kitchen for midnight munchies, spots Anna sprawled on a couch, textbooks all around her.Â
âSo. Many. Triangles. Help me here!âÂ
Anna, not being a maths-y person, gets frustrated with geometry, and Elsa offers to help.Â
âSo youâre going as yourself for Halloween.â Halloween promptÂ
Elsa is not keen on dressing up as Halloween.
âTell our parents my Tumblr URL and I swear I will make your death look like an accidentâ prompt.Â
Elsa practically threatens Anna when the latter demands to explain her Tumblr URL (of course she quickly forgives her little sis.)Â
âThat mask is all kinds of creepy. I like it.â Halloween promptÂ
Elsa practically shits herself when Anna scares her while wearing a terrifying mask.Â
Things you said at 4am promptÂ
Anna gets a call at 4am on her phone from Elsa, who accidentally sniped the wrong guy..
Those Poor BirdsÂ
Elsa mistakes a pair of birdsâ mating antics as fighting, much to Annaâs amusement.
âWait, youâre yelling at a movie?â (Snow Sisters, writing prompt)Â
Elsa is very confused to find that Annaâs yelling from the lounge is at a movie. Not at an invader.
âWas it really necessary to shoot my pumpkin carving?â (Halloween prompt)Â
Anna is NOT happy when Elsa decides to use her pumpkin carving for shooting practice.
âWhat do you mean itâs a sunsetâŚ?â promptÂ
Elsa wakes up only to find that itâs already after sunset, not sunrise.
âWhat the hell? You gave out alcoholic chocolate to trick-or-treating kids?!â (Halloween prompt)Â
Anna discovers that her German chocolates had been opened by Elsa, whoâd handed them out to kids.Â
âWhere did you leave the spare copy of that book?â (Elsarik DA!verse, prompt)Â
Crossing over with another writerâs AU with her OC, Alarik. Elsa canât find that one specific book she needs, and sheâs sure Alarik has it.Â
âYou once asked me what Iâd do if I had only one day left.â promptÂ
Anna will most definitely NOT be spending that final day of her life with Hans.
âYou did what?!â prompt (Elsa and Kristoff)Â
Elsa does not appreciate Kristoffâs concern over her having WAY too many cats for one house.
âYou mean a line segment.â promptÂ
Elsa is a huge geometry nerd, even waiting in line for takeaways.
âYou should go as an assassin. Oh wait. You already are one.â promptÂ
Another one where Anna suggests Elsa goes as an assassin for Halloween, only to be all âoh wait, you are one.âÂ
2016
Accidental shooting
Elsa accidentally shoots someone she did not mean to shoot in a libraryâs basement.Â
Amuse Me
Elsaâs having one of those blah days and Annaâs there with bad puns all ready to go.
âBittersweet and Strangeâ (not based on a prompt)
Elsa explains exactly how she likes her coffee to Anna. Turns out Elsa is also a huge fan of marmite.Â
âCanât I at least take this baby koala home?â
Anna, no, you cannot take a koala home from Australia, no matter how cute it is.
Cat Gallery (not based on a prompt)
Kristoff discovers Elsaâs huge photo album of her cats.Â
âDid you lose your main pointâŚâ
Anna hears something about money and bills and wait what now.
âDo nurses ever fall asleep on the night shift?â
Anna visits Elsa in hospital and inevitably someone has to wonder this. Elsaâs adorbs when sheâs pouty and Anna canât help but annoy her on this count.
Fight Me
One sister challenges another to a fun boxing game.Â
âHow did you get these bruises?â
A crossover with another writerâs canon OC, Alarik (âElsarikâ) where he asks how she got some bruises while on the job.Â
âHow many cats are in bed with you?â
Anna marvels that there are nine cats in bed with Elsa.Â
âI donât think youâre supposed to have the whole packet at once.â
Do not eat a whole bag of coffee. Do not.
I Have Found My People (not based on a prompt)
Elsa has discovered that certain Scandinavian countries drink the most coffee in the world and wants to migrate there right now.
âI know you donât want this but itâs for your own goodâŚâ
Kristoff is rightly concerned when he finds that Elsa had thirty cups of coffee in 48 hours. Do not do this at home.
âI, uh, kinda dropped it in the water.â
Elsa calls Anna to tell her thereâs an emergency: she dropped her wallet in the sea and all the fish now have her personal information.Â
âI want a Venusian dayâŚâ
Elsa tries to explain to Anna why she would not want to live on Venus. Anna doesnât give a fuck. More hours in the day whatâs not to love about that?
Of Catâs Paws and Adopting Stellar Systems (not based on a prompt)
Elsa is enthralled by a photo of the Catâs Paw Nebula she has found on the laptop.Â
Of Monkeying Around and Going Ape (not based on a prompt)
Anna comes home to discover that Elsa has adopted a monkey that had been neglected by its owner. Even Anna is almost (I said, ALMOST) tempted to keep the monkey but her common sense reigns.Â
âOh so you were in my bed this whole time?â (nsfw)
Dontcha hate when youâre in the middle of coitus and your goddamn cat has to interrupt you? (Elsarik, with another Frozen writerâs (@patricia-von-arandel) OC for Elsa)
âOnce we start tickling, we canât stop!â (nsfw)
Another steamy one with an old abandoned OC of mine (Jannike), where they find themselves having a quickie while the boss is away.Â
Rubbish Day (not based on a prompt)
Anna is horrified to find a rubbish bag gone and trails of what suspiciously looks like blood leading outside. Turns out some meat thrown in there leaked inside.
âThe best way to get rid of your exâŚâ
Anna didnât think that Hans Westerguard would ever end up on Elsaâs targets to âtake care ofâ. Until he does.
The One Time Elsa Caught Anna âStudyingâ (not based on a prompt)
Anna uses the mirror in the bathroom to practice distinguishing teeth for a medical exam. Elsa suggests alternatives.Â
âWhat is this owl doing in our bathroom?â
Of course Elsa would adopt an owl and want to keep it in the bathroom. Of course.
âWho dances in the rain anyway?â
Elsa comes home to discover Anna dancing in the rain.Â
âWhy is there an otter in our kitchen?â
Anna comes home to find that Elsa has âadoptedâ an otter from a âclientâ. As you do.
âWhy would you wish to be at a backpackers?â
Elsa and Alarik (Shards AU, Elsarik) decide to stay at a backpackers together for some private time.Â
âYes, yes the cold doesnât bother youâŚâ
Anna is not impressed with Elsa standing in the snow when she has a major cold.
2017
The Blood of White Men (not based on a prompt)
As Elsaâs favourite song goes, he had it cominâ all along.Â
Is the Earth Broken? (not based on a prompt)
Elsa is confused about why the day she thought it was today...actually isnât. She convinces herself the Earth has somehow broked.Â
âIt wonât be high tide you saidâŚâ
Elsa needs to learn that reading yesterdayâs newspaperâs high tide times is not helpful.Â
Kittens on Saturn (not based on a prompt)
Elsa hopes thereâs actual giant kittens on Saturn after seeing a graphic manipulation on an astronomy news site.
Of Singing Humpback Whales and Rock Trolls
Kristoff visits Elsa in hospital while Annaâs busy with other things. It...does not go as expected. Poor Kristoff.Â
âProboscis Monkeys look ridiculousâŚâ
Annaâs exasperation at Elsa rescuing a Proboscis monkey is still not so great that she canât help but wonder what would happen if you honked their nose. Anna NO.Â
âSheâs going to kill you.â
Kristoff knows his days are numbered when he spills carrot juice all over Elsaâs brand new rifle. Uh oh.
âThereâs a perfectly good reason for all these kittens.â
Turns out Elsa decided to adopt some kittens left on the side of the road when theyâre already over-run with cats.
âThis is extreme, even for you.â
Elsa is so addicted to her coffee sheâs begun pouring them into wine bottles, as you do.
2018
Elsa brings home a parrotÂ
Anna discovers that Elsa has ârescuedâ a very large, very loud parrot from one of her, ahem, âclientsâ.
Elsaâs Back Up Cat, MushuÂ
Anna discovers one of the cats apparently reading a book, and much to her consternation, Elsa explains heâs for back up.
âOh what a circus!â photo promptÂ
Anna takes her still-bewildered-after-five-coffees sister to the circus. This may or may not turn out to be a great idea.
So I've been working as a barista for about two months now and there are some Customers that you just don't forget like Pink Drink with a shot of Espresso. But last night I swear I met DA!Elsa. Mofo wore all black and seemed broody. Then he orders and a venti americano with 9 extra shots, sub water for coffee. A venti americano is 4 shots. This fool was running around with 13 shots of espresso PLUS 7 oz of coffee. I hope his heart is okay.
Lol yes! That sounds exactly like her.
Actually I bet the barista at the coffee place she goes to sometimes remembers. To the point where she just has to show up and nod, and theyâll get started filling a venti with espresso.
So, this is nothing special, just something small that came to my head inspired by this post. I´m not so used to writing in this universe, I hope it turned out more or less right. Tagging the DA!Verse crew @domestic-assassin-au
For the first time in a while it looked like it would be a perfect weekend. A perfect, normal, weekend. It took a bit of planning for the Arendelle sisters to agree that a small vacation would do everyone good, and so, together with their boyfriends, they all booked tickets to Norway, determent to have wonderful ten days there.  Elsa´s âjobâ was wearing her off, and Anna was not so glad of the rising amount of coffee that was part of it, nor by the rising dorkiness of her sister.
Anna wanted to go camping, and when she set her head on something, there was no arguing. The little group rented a car and took off from their hotel in Oslo into the endless forests of the country, planning to camp by one of the many lakes. Everything started off fine.
Kristof was driving while only occasionally looking at the GPS, Tadahi was reading a tourist guide, and Anna and Elsa were looking out the windows trying to find the perfect spot. After a while they found it. A beautiful looking lake surrounded by forest and stone ground with no other human soul anywhere near. Perfect.
As much as she tried keep it down, Anna was at times very worried about her sisters state. The âjobâ was sure one problem, but it was more the health that worried her. Maybe it were the magic powers that still kept her alive- for no one can consume so much coffee- but Anna was sure even they had their limits. Humans need to sleep and relax and Elsa was human. Right?
The group started to put up their tents at a beautiful lake that was glimmering in the soft summer sun when they noticed something.
âElsa, where did you put the food basket?â asked Anna while looking for it.
âI put it in the car, or was it on the carâŚâ
âDon´t tell me we have nothing to eat for the next two days.â
âI guess we could try fishing.â
âOnly if you can do it with your bare hands.â
She could not be angry with Elsa, even while she might have sounded a bit so. Her sister was looking like a wet puppy right now and Anna knew Elsa tried her best.
âHey, I saw a small shop down the road before we turned to the lake. We could go find something there?â Tadashi came in.
âGreat idea. Okay, Tadahi and I are going shopping. How about⌠you collect some firewood? We need a lot of it, so we can roast sausages and bread and marshmallows, a lot of marshmallows. Marshmallows and chocolate! Kristof can help you. Right Kristof?â
âRight. Got it.â Kristof gave her two thumbs up, making it clear he understood his task of keeping Elsa for a while out of trouble.
Anna and Tadahi walked back to the car and drove to the small shop that was a bit down the road. It was a wooden grey painted house with a small Norwegian flag outside and a good variety of food inside. It was nice to do some shopping in Norwegian. Tadahi was walking along, asking her here and there some question about a word he wanted to learn or food he had never seen before. When it came to food the questions were mostly âIs there anything else here that is not salmon? Wait, so you eat reindeer meat?? What did you say lutefisk is???â Shopping was great fun. And actually, Anna was sure nothing could hurt her good humour. She was on vacation, on vacation with Elsa (and Kristof <3) (and Tadahi), the weather was fine, the sun high, and, most importantly, Elsa was far from any trouble she could get herself into. Sure, there were said to be moose in the woods, but it was clearly more possible for them to be stuck by one of the many mosquitos than being attacked by a moose. Later that evening, they would enjoy the campfire, roasting marshmallows, looking at the stars when the short Scandinavian summer night arrives, she would be cuddling into Kristof´s armsâŚ. Â
The car stopped and she was snapped out of her daydreams. Taking each two bags, she and Tadahi made their way back to the campsite, walking the last bit through moss covered forest. Â By the time the lake appeared in sight, she noticed something to be wrong. Too much smoke. Or maybe they had just put wet wood on the fire.
Sitting on the rocks by the fireside were Kristof and Elsa, a small fire blaze in front of them. Good. What was not so good was how they looked. Kristof´s shirt was torn in pieces, his trousers full of mud, Elsa had bruises on her hands and twigs in her hair.
âOh my- what happened?â
âDon´t ask.â Said Elsa while pulling out more twigs out her hair.
Anna looked at Kristof, but he only shook his head before griping his neck in pain.
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So, who else can imagine DA-verse Elsa trying the exact same thing as canon Elsa and try to run across a stormy ocean? Because I can see DA Elsa doing that.
Oh my freaking god, yes.
Anna waited anxiously in the shadow of the historic lighthouse that marked the harbour entrance. Elsa had called her in the middle of the night, but the signal was so weak Anna had only heard something about Elsa having to run somewhere and wanting her sister to wait near the lighthouse on the beach. Anna had assumed Elsa was just somewhere outside of the city, ended up totalling her car (again) and needed Anna to pick her up. Why she chose a place so far away from anything convenient, Anna had no idea.
It was early morning. The sky was still striped with pink and orange bands as the light from the rising sun bounced off the residual storm clouds out over the ocean. As Anna waited, she took the time to wander up and down the shoreline a little, taking note of all the driftwood and debris washed up on shore.
It must have been one hell of a storm.
As she began to double back toward the lighthouse, she spotted somethingâŚstrange coming in past the waves. It almost looked like a person, running over the waterâs edge and dodging the crashing surf. A particularly large swell overtook the figure, but moments later they appeared through the foam coasting in on something that almost looked like a surfboard. Except surfboards normally donât glow. Once the person hit smoother water they started running again, and by the time they hit the next big wave they were close enough to shore for Anna to see who it was.
Once Elsa spotted her sister it was like all the energy left her body. First she slowed down, then her ability to walk on water disappeared. Thankfully she was close enough to shore that she was only about knee-deep in the surf, and she staggered her way up to the beach from there. She was breathing heavily, was positively soaked head to toe, and had a few stray pieces of kelp stuck in her hair.
âElsa what the fuck?â Anna demanded as Elsa sunk to her knees the moment she hit the sandy shore.
Elsa collapsed onto the beach and took a moment just to savour the softness of the sand underneath her. Then, in a raspy voice, replied, âWasâŚwas stuck. ThereâsâŚthereâs a small, rocky island about twenty miles out from here.â
âWait, what?â Anna demanded, dropping down to her sisterâs level to check up on her, âWhy were you out there?â
âThings on the hitâŚwent south,â Elsa told her, âNotâŚliterally because the island is north of here, but⌠They were getting away, so I had to stow away on their helicopter.â
âYouâŚwhat?â
âBut then they found me pretty quick, and we fought, and the chopper crashed into those islands.â
âYou were in aâŚwhat?â
âThankfully the crash killed them, but I was left stuck on that island in a storm. With very little cell reception.â
âWhat?â
âI called D first, but there was little he could do. The island was too small for any aerial pickup and the storm prevented any boats from coming in. So then I called you. And then I ran for it.â
âIâŚIâm sorry, you what?â
âI ran. Across the ocean.â
âIn the storm?â
Elsa shot her sister an annoyed glare. âYes,â she replied simply, âI just said the storm was why I couldnât get a pickup.â
âBut why didnât you wait?â Anna demanded angrily, âYou could have been killed, you moron!â
Elsa shrugged. âI wanted to get home! I didnât want to spend a stormy night out there on that miserable little island,â she said defensively.
âSo you instead thought youâd spend it running across the ocean?â Anna challenged.
âActually I didnât get it on my first tryâŚâ Elsa muttered.
âWhat?â
âYeah, running on the ocean in a storm is hard, even with my magic. It was like trying to speed run a boss level.â
âI repeat: you moron.â Anna sat down beside her sister and crossed her arms angrily. After a moment she huffed grumpily. âYou smell like low tide, just so you know.â
âI figured,â Elsa sighed, pushing herself up with a grunt to sit beside her sister in the sand. They stared out at the ocean for a moment, watching some seagulls bobbing out amongst the swells. âI really did just want to get home to you,â Elsa admitted after a pause, âCrossing the ocean seemed like the easier option than waiting for a pickup.â
Anna glanced toward her, and slowly a smile crept across her face. âIt was still an insanely stupid thing to do,â she said, âBut thanks. Itâs nice to know that you care about me like that.â She then frowned, and added in disbelief, âHow the fuck did you manage to run on water anyway? Like I know you can, but Iâve only ever seen you do it further into the harbour where the water was still.â
Elsa chuckled. âIt was not easy,â she admitted, âI wiped out a lot and definitely drank a lot of seawater.â
Anna laughed softly as well, and commented lightly, âYou also have a fish in your hair.â
Actually, speaking of Elsa's magic, I've been wondering something about Domestic Assassin Elsa. Is she as powerful as canon Elsa? I mean, she's clearly superhuman, ingesting the amount of caffeine she does and not dying is impressive, but can she freeze over countries or create life? I think she can, she's just never tried, as she's happy with the simple methods of murder.
She is just as powerful, but being constantly exhausted often hinders her magic potential. Sheâs also not known throughout the world as the Snow Queen in this one, and being an assassin she wants to keep it that way. So she canât experiment on a large scale to see just how strong her magic truly is. Sheâs only able to test it out on small-scale stuff.
However, if thereâs any kind of emotional impact she has to face, her magic comes out more often. If someone were to ever threaten the lives of people she knew, itâd be an icicle that kills them, not a bullet. Elsa could go full-superhero if the need ever arose, and thankfully for her secret identity it hasnât, but she could. And I pity whoever thought theyâd be the supervillain in that story.