#da!verse

This is a Masterpost of all the fanfiction I’d written (all on Tumblr) based in @ultranos’ Domestic Assassin crack AU which was hilarious for a fairly good-sized group of us! And from what I”ve seen in my notifications, people are still enjoying and finding fics of mine in this AU even to this day, which is great! 

I’ve basically dug into my previous fanfiction pages and pulled them out year by year, so because it’ll be way too much work to try and arrange everything by title, I just went by year. At least Tumblr keeps the links when I copy and paste. 

Since there are so many, you’ll find them under the cut. Enjoy! 

Lol yes! That sounds exactly like her.

So, this is nothing special, just something small that came to my head inspired by this post. I´m not so used to writing in this universe, I hope it turned out more or less right. Tagging the DA!Verse crew @domestic-assassin-au

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For the first time in a while it looked like it would be a perfect weekend. A perfect, normal, weekend. It took a bit of planning for the Arendelle sisters to agree that a small vacation would do everyone good, and so, together with their boyfriends, they all booked tickets to Norway, determent to have wonderful ten days there.  Elsa´s “job” was wearing her off, and Anna was not so glad of the rising amount of coffee that was part of it, nor by the rising dorkiness of her sister.

Anna wanted to go camping, and when she set her head on something, there was no arguing. The little group rented a car and took off from their hotel in Oslo into the endless forests of the country, planning to camp by one of the many lakes. Everything started off fine.

Kristof was driving while only occasionally looking at the GPS, Tadahi was reading a tourist guide, and Anna and Elsa were looking out the windows trying to find the perfect spot. After a while they found it. A beautiful looking lake surrounded by forest and stone ground with no other human soul anywhere near. Perfect.

As much as she tried keep it down, Anna was at times very worried about her sisters state. The “job” was sure one problem, but it was more the health that worried her. Maybe it were the magic powers that still kept her alive- for no one can consume so much coffee- but Anna was sure even they had their limits. Humans need to sleep and relax and Elsa was human. Right?

The group started to put up their tents at a beautiful lake that was glimmering in the soft summer sun when they noticed something.

“Elsa, where did you put the food basket?” asked Anna while looking for it.

“I put it in the car, or was it on the car…”

“Don´t tell me we have nothing to eat for the next two days.”

“I guess we could try fishing.”

“Only if you can do it with your bare hands.”

She could not be angry with Elsa, even while she might have sounded a bit so. Her sister was looking like a wet puppy right now and Anna knew Elsa tried her best.

“Hey, I saw a small shop down the road before we turned to the lake. We could go find something there?” Tadashi came in.

“Great idea. Okay, Tadahi and I are going shopping. How about… you collect some firewood? We need a lot of it, so we can roast sausages and bread and marshmallows, a lot of marshmallows. Marshmallows and chocolate! Kristof can help you. Right Kristof?”

“Right. Got it.” Kristof gave her two thumbs up, making it clear he understood his task of keeping Elsa for a while out of trouble.

Anna and Tadahi walked back to the car and drove to the small shop that was a bit down the road. It was a wooden grey painted house with a small Norwegian flag outside and a good variety of food inside. It was nice to do some shopping in Norwegian. Tadahi was walking along, asking her here and there some question about a word he wanted to learn or food he had never seen before. When it came to food the questions were mostly “Is there anything else here that is not salmon? Wait, so you eat reindeer meat?? What did you say lutefisk is???” Shopping was great fun. And actually, Anna was sure nothing could hurt her good humour. She was on vacation, on vacation with Elsa (and Kristof <3) (and Tadahi), the weather was fine, the sun high, and, most importantly, Elsa was far from any trouble she could get herself into. Sure, there were said to be moose in the woods, but it was clearly more possible for them to be stuck by one of the many mosquitos than being attacked by a moose. Later that evening, they would enjoy the campfire, roasting marshmallows, looking at the stars when the short Scandinavian summer night arrives, she would be cuddling into Kristof´s arms….  

The car stopped and she was snapped out of her daydreams. Taking each two bags, she and Tadahi made their way back to the campsite, walking the last bit through moss covered forest.  By the time the lake appeared in sight, she noticed something to be wrong. Too much smoke. Or maybe they had just put wet wood on the fire.

Sitting on the rocks by the fireside were Kristof and Elsa, a small fire blaze in front of them. Good. What was not so good was how they looked. Kristof´s shirt was torn in pieces, his trousers full of mud, Elsa had bruises on her hands and twigs in her hair.

“Oh my- what happened?”

“Don´t ask.” Said Elsa while pulling out more twigs out her hair.

Anna looked at Kristof, but he only shook his head before griping his neck in pain.

On @Frozenartscapes blog, search for 'da!verse and vending machines'. That little fic had DA!Elsa in Japan

Oh my freaking god, yes.

Anna waited anxiously in the shadow of the historic lighthouse that marked the harbour entrance. Elsa had called her in the middle of the night, but the signal was so weak Anna had only heard something about Elsa having to run somewhere and wanting her sister to wait near the lighthouse on the beach. Anna had assumed Elsa was just somewhere outside of the city, ended up totalling her car (again) and needed Anna to pick her up. Why she chose a place so far away from anything convenient, Anna had no idea.

It was early morning. The sky was still striped with pink and orange bands as the light from the rising sun bounced off the residual storm clouds out over the ocean. As Anna waited, she took the time to wander up and down the shoreline a little, taking note of all the driftwood and debris washed up on shore.

It must have been one hell of a storm.

As she began to double back toward the lighthouse, she spotted something…strange coming in past the waves. It almost looked like a person, running over the water’s edge and dodging the crashing surf. A particularly large swell overtook the figure, but moments later they appeared through the foam coasting in on something that almost looked like a surfboard. Except surfboards normally don’t glow. Once the person hit smoother water they started running again, and by the time they hit the next big wave they were close enough to shore for Anna to see who it was.

Once Elsa spotted her sister it was like all the energy left her body. First she slowed down, then her ability to walk on water disappeared. Thankfully she was close enough to shore that she was only about knee-deep in the surf, and she staggered her way up to the beach from there. She was breathing heavily, was positively soaked head to toe, and had a few stray pieces of kelp stuck in her hair.

“Elsa what the fuck?” Anna demanded as Elsa sunk to her knees the moment she hit the sandy shore.

Elsa collapsed onto the beach and took a moment just to savour the softness of the sand underneath her. Then, in a raspy voice, replied, “Was…was stuck. There’s…there’s a small, rocky island about twenty miles out from here.”

“Wait, what?” Anna demanded, dropping down to her sister’s level to check up on her, “Why were you out there?”

“Things on the hit…went south,” Elsa told her, “Not…literally because the island is north of here, but… They were getting away, so I had to stow away on their helicopter.”

“You…what?”

“But then they found me pretty quick, and we fought, and the chopper crashed into those islands.”

“You were in a…what?”

“Thankfully the crash killed them, but I was left stuck on that island in a storm. With very little cell reception.”

“What?”

“I called D first, but there was little he could do. The island was too small for any aerial pickup and the storm prevented any boats from coming in. So then I called you. And then I ran for it.”

“I…I’m sorry, you what?”

“I ran. Across the ocean.”

“In the storm?”

Elsa shot her sister an annoyed glare. “Yes,” she replied simply, “I just said the storm was why I couldn’t get a pickup.”

“But why didn’t you wait?” Anna demanded angrily, “You could have been killed, you moron!”

Elsa shrugged. “I wanted to get home! I didn’t want to spend a stormy night out there on that miserable little island,” she said defensively.

“So you instead thought you’d spend it running across the ocean?” Anna challenged.

“Actually I didn’t get it on my first try…” Elsa muttered.

“What?”

“Yeah, running on the ocean in a storm is hard, even with my magic. It was like trying to speed run a boss level.”

“I repeat: you moron.” Anna sat down beside her sister and crossed her arms angrily. After a moment she huffed grumpily. “You smell like low tide, just so you know.”

“I figured,” Elsa sighed, pushing herself up with a grunt to sit beside her sister in the sand. They stared out at the ocean for a moment, watching some seagulls bobbing out amongst the swells. “I really did just want to get home to you,” Elsa admitted after a pause, “Crossing the ocean seemed like the easier option than waiting for a pickup.”

Anna glanced toward her, and slowly a smile crept across her face. “It was still an insanely stupid thing to do,” she said, “But thanks. It’s nice to know that you care about me like that.” She then frowned, and added in disbelief, “How the fuck did you manage to run on water anyway? Like I know you can, but I’ve only ever seen you do it further into the harbour where the water was still.”

Elsa chuckled. “It was not easy,” she admitted, “I wiped out a lot and definitely drank a lot of seawater.”

Anna laughed softly as well, and commented lightly, “You also have a fish in your hair.”

She is just as powerful, but being constantly exhausted often hinders her magic potential. She’s also not known throughout the world as the Snow Queen in this one, and being an assassin she wants to keep it that way. So she can’t experiment on a large scale to see just how strong her magic truly is. She’s only able to test it out on small-scale stuff.