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Teen (Pride) Huddle!
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My second piece for the dndads pride zine! Find it in the s2 section
*rips bowl*
Hey do you guys think Grant Wilson has a complicated relationship with god bc the only one he has solid proof of is right there in the sky ruining his friends’ childhoods
okay so i keep thinking about this post that i made about a polywagon soulmates au where they have eachother's birthdays on their arms (including hermie's like... three years ago and 1912) and im not gonna write it but i AM gonna think about how differently the teens would handle it
Taylor:
taylor would be SO thrilled, he thinks it makes him extra like an anime protaganist to have not only four soulmates, but also one long dead soul mate (perhaps the SAME soulmate, thats been reincarnated to the youngest soulmate, god thats such an ANIME PLOTLINE--)
he shows them off, and knows at the very least about normal from when they hung out as little kids, but anytime someone asks if he knows who they are he just mysteriously goes 'heh'
hangs out with normal a lot more pre-canon, considers him his main "sidekick"
when he was little his mom tried to explain that the two weird dates were sort of common, and that sometimes soulmates can be platonic, sometimes they don't cross paths time-wise, etc, but he literally could not give less of a shit he thinks it's COOL
Normal:
normal is so excited!! he has FOUR soulmates!! four!! so many people are destined to love him as foretold by the UNIVERSE!!
lark 100% has tried to disillusion him on the whole thing (the other kiddads know about link, especially after their kids were born with a soulmark dating back to the TITANIC and grant had to come clean) but it didn't really work
he knows about taylor from when they were little kids, and he ABSOLUTLEY hunted down a school directory with everyone's birthdays to try and find everyone else, so he knows about scary, he's just waiting for her to bring it up first
very clingy to taylor pre-canon and definitly annoys scary trying to get her to hang out with them
he's a firm believer in being able to have More Soulmates than just your soulmark, so from pretty early on he's really trying to manifest hermie and link into also being his soulmates (and is SO EXCITED to find out he's right)
Link:
sad boy :( he thinks that taylor and normal are HIS soul mates but he isn't either of theirs :(
his dads definitely just chose the day they found him to be his birthday since they don't know exactly when he was born, so not only does the year of the 1912 soulmark not match, but his birthday doesn't even either
grant is REALLY worried about link getting found out as a Titantic Baby/trying to keep him safe that he actually actively decides to go the most upsetting approach by telling link basically that sometimes it happens where soulmates don't match up perfectly
marco isn't really for THAT, and tries to push nontraditional soul-matches and platonic soulmate things but it's not really effective
it's part of why link is So clingy to his dads and doesn't like the idea of siblings/pets, he already is predisposed to the idea of there not being enough love to go around
he's really happy but also SO MAD after the titanic discovery
i'm trying to decide if it's funnier if hermie is his soulmate or if link is the only person who ISN'T soulmates with hermie
hermie's soul-date is replaced by fuckinnnn chris from the simulation's birthday for link hfjdkl
Scary:
when she was little she was so so so so so so so excited about soulmates, especially having FOUR
she was super sad about her presumably dead 1912 soulmate, and really hopes that they had other soulmates too that matched up with them better
kind of hopes the much younger soulmate IS a platonic soulmate so she doesn't have to wait longer to meet them
she 100% threw secret birthday parties for her soulmates when she was little
her parents weren't soulmates, but her mom and terry jr are, which just adds to her hurt and confusion when they get together
once she becomes emo TM she starts one wearing long sleeves to hide her soulmarks and claims that she doesn't HAVE any to sound edgy (even though a lot of people know that she does because like,,, a year ago she wouldn't shut up about them)
tries to deny for a really long time that her and the other teens are soulmates but when she gets doodlerized doodle-scary exposes her and shes UPSET about it
hermie:
kind of refused to acknowlege the teens are his soulmates, no matter how obvious it is
baffled when it becomes clear HIS birthday is the one on everyone elses arms but just from like,,, three years ago becuase that's not??? when he was born???
he's half convinced his soulmarks are part of some scam instead of being real and... honestly so am i
build-a-bear hermie either has no soulmarks or they're in a different place from regular hermie's, like they're not exactly... real?? and it makes it even sadder/more confusing from everyone emotionally after everything (except taylor, whose like 'idk still hermie')
bonus d00d:
idk i just want them to be included :) maybe everyone has like a random string of numbers somewhere exceedingly non traditional like their ankle that mean nothing to them until woah eldritch monstronisty yeah that would do it
they dont have soulmarks but they make themselves look like they do becuase really what is a soulmate if not the friends we made along the way
found this on pinterest

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I like that so far Doods character arc of accustomising to humanity has mostly consisted of A. Becoming more murderous, if unintentionally, and B. Becoming non binary
dood :-]