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In the wake of King Simon’s tragic death, the palace has announced Queenie’s commissioning a monument in his honour.

We can’t help but wonder if this is a genuine attempt to honor her late husband, or a clever ploy to rehabilitate her image surrounding the affair? We may never know, but we got our hands on one of the renderings with some incredibly private notes.

Ever wonder how the Prince stays so fit?  Well get ready to live, ‘cause we think weknow the answer...

Alongside the regular polo matches, we hear that Liam doesregular workouts that use his own body weight rather than pumping iron. ‘The Royal Regime’ is apparently heavy on push-ups, pull-ups and dips. Whatever it is, it looks like it’s working…

While the nation tries to come to grips with the passing of Prince Robert, the palace has been eerily mum on the specifics. Leaving many to speculate on what actually happened to the heir to the throne, who had been on active military duty at the time of his reported death.

After his highly public South Beach scandal this fall, Prince Liam is officially on the prowl again – and this time on Tinder. From the looks ofhis profile, he is looking to outdo even his sister’s sexcapades.

When asked about this in-app-ropriate behavior, the Palace declined to comment.

Sources close to the playboy Prince say that he may actually be looking for something “more serious”: "He’s over all the drama and can actually see himself settling down. He’s in a really good place. Mentally, physically, spiritually – I haven’t seen him better in years!”

The Prince allegedly even gave details on what kind of woman he wants, saying he’s “pretty equal-opportunity: white, black, yellow, whatever works… As long as she’s got a nice rack, it really doesn't matter”.

Liam’s profile pictures in question has already sparked controversy on social networking sites like Twitter, where he was a trending in the run up to Valentine’s Day. Twitter user Chelsear27 wrote, "Is the universe playing jokes on me, or does prince liam really want me to be his princess? " while Dethroned.com reader @megannn stated: "so tinder paired me up with a prince liam for my first swipe?? the first words out of my mouth were "is this a joke?".

On Christmas Day, Queen Helena told us all that 2014 had been a‘wonderful year for the family’.

Oh, really??

So, we decided to pick out some of our favourite reasons for her‘positivity’...

1/ Princess Eleanor’s Crowning Achievements

You all remember the STD she supposedly picked up from the gangbang after this infamous night out.

2/ The inevitable longevity of her lineage

Who could forget this pics of the Prince partying in South Beach before the infamous bottle service whores escapade?

3/ A Carefree, Fun-loving Husband