#cyrodiil problems

the council refusing to fix a market pothole the size of red mountain that's been there since the simulacrum but immediately replanting all the bushes mehrunes dagon squashed on green emperor way

when the champion of cyrodiil turns your prize minotaur horn into soup

finding out your neighbour, who hasn't been seen in months, was in fact a mythic dawn cultist and not little red riding hood

bought a mark spell from edgar's discount spells, now there's a guy called mark and he won't go away

complained to count cheydinhal that the well water tasted funny, he said that just happens sometimes because uhh mages' guild stuff and also please don't go near the boarded-up house that smells like death

has anyone seen the bloated float lately

visiting your family tomb to pay your respects and there's a weird guy in black robes suddenly trying to claim he's related to you and please ignore great-aunt camellia she just wanted to stretch her legs