Once upon a time, a dashing young australian prince named Daniel was looking to leave the competitive austrian court of the Red Bulls, and decided to bet his chances in the french stables of Renault, where he could prove his sharp quick riding skills. There he met count Cyril Abiteboul, who was in charge of this fine team. They got on very well, too well. They experienced highs and lows, pushing this team to its limits, but throughout it all they were together, and Daniel had promised to Cyril to stay there until they found their glory. Except one day, Cyril got word that Daniel would leave their dreams of achieving greatness behind, would leave him behind for the british McLaren family, and their lil bratty princess Lando. So Cyril mourned Daniel, because his best rider & lover chose another, completely to his surprise. What had he done wrong? Not loved his rider enough, praised him enough? Was this all because he had not yet received the ceremonial mark of the honey badger that Daniel wanted to brand him with? And so, with a shattered heart and broken dreams, Cyril left the racing world, never to return again⦠The End!