#cyborg!hiro

Gogo as Gamora yeeEESSSS GOGO KICK EVERYONE’S BUTT PLEASE

Honey and Fred seem to be sitting this one out though huh? :( darn the Guardians for not having enough team members for all of the bh6 to fit. I can’t really see them fitting anywhere else either. Unless perhaps Honey is that one commander woman who wears white who I can’t remember the name of, and Fred is the captain who has to say “well I don’t think anyone is 100% a” and you know how it goes. Yeah hey there they go, Fred and Honey. they’re in the AU now. boop!

Tadashi, once he meets Hiro though, spends a lot of time trying to teach him about earth. “This is the planet where you’re from, don’t you want to know about it!” but Hiro is just. stubborn as hell. “nope. stop talking about Earth to me” and he shuts down Tadashi’s attempts every single time. Until one time the truth comes out after Tadashi confesses that he just wanted another Terran to share things with, and Hiro breaks down like with Rocket’s break down, and Hiro just blurts out “I didn’t ask to be made into this! I didn’t ask to lose my memories or be taken from my home planet! I want you to stop so I don’t know what I could have had if I wasn’t made into this.... this THING that I am!” 

Tadashi doesn’t try to forcibly tell him abut earth anymore after that. But now that they both understand each other a bit more, sometimes Hiro will let Tadashi show him small things or tell him funny stories from when he had still been on earth. Hiro really likes Tadashi’s walkman and the music tapes he has.

Awww, non-violence methods, atta boy Tadashi. That’s using your noodle instead of your terrifying violent magic cyborg powers XD

And thus, TRAINING MONTAGE! Oh man, now I want to see a scene where it’s Aunt Cass training them like Phil in Hercules or something, just bossing these super powerful kids around even though she’s smaller and weaker because they love her and respect her, and she knows what she’s doing.

When trying to apprehend (not kill, if they killed the mind control would have a hold) the earlier ‘batches’ of cyborgs, at first the Nerd Herd are basically homeless because everyone panics if they go near. Eventually they manage to apprehend a few cyborgs in a supermarket, and if the weird tiny cyborg who has arms of microbots and is controlling a whole horde of microbots needs hot sauce, well, he needs hot sauce, right?By that point some of Hiro’s microbots are acting weird and he knows that he doesn’t really need the hot sauce, anything that took the edge off of the pressure the mind control feels like would work and he knows EXACTLY what he could do to break that cycle, but he’s gonna be a good example and use the hot sauce. And he’ll make sure that all the other cyborgs there have enough hot sauce first, and he says he’ll try to pay as soon as he can.So when the police arrive, there’s a cyborg tied up in microbots, being begged by a cyborg with microbot arms to take a sip of hot sauce, while a bunch of other cyborgs beg the microbot cyborg to just drink the hot sauce already, Hiro, the police can give this weird wolverine claws flying cyborg hot sauce later! And then Baymax shows up and is like, ‘Hiro your blood sugar is very low and you are underweight. Please eat something. ’ So the Nerd Herd are let back into their homesand Hiro eats like 4 plates of Aunt Cass’s hot wings when he gets home, before deciding to make some of his fighting robots into defenders of the city and giving Honey Lemon something that actually fits her chemistry major (her super suit) to go with the wings and claws she got from Yokai. So Yokai, who also has a microbots upgrade (!) on a different frequency to Hiro, ends up fighting the cyborg Nerd Herd and the police. Also Yama got involved too.

Yama’s unique enhancement is being linked to a huge horde of battle-bots, lots of which are based of off the Nerd Herd’s designs. Mostly Hiro’s. Yokai and Yama share enhanced strength and being linked and to everyone’s mind control systems (to give them orders) . Yokai and Yama aren’t mind controlled. Yokai gets night vision, both infrared and normal, as well.

(2) (pointy) microbots, his legs have rocket boots added, his skeleton’s been reinforced, and who knows what else, apart from the fact that he’s gotten the mind control thing, too. Only, he MADE it. He KNOWS the loophole. Well, loopholes. Several loopholes, in fact. So he breaks as many of the fellow transformees out as possible, before the mind control has a chance to be ‘set’ as it were, and escapes. Only to find that the earlier batches are terrorizing San Fransokyo.(3) That new batch was the Nerd Herd. All of it. Wasabi’s got lasers and plasma cannons, Gogo’s got the disks, all of them have armour grafted to their skin and skeleton reinforcements, Fred has enhanced reflexes and fire as well as claws and infrared vision. Cue massive battle as these freed transformees fight the brainwashed ones. (Hiro manages to break like 3 out with hot sauce. )

And that’s why you watch Mythbusters kids, because some day you may need to break your brainwashed and cybernetically enhanced friends out of prison with hot sauce so you can save the world.

Cyborg Hiro eventually removes the plasma cannon because half the time, he’s knocked on his butt by the recoil.

Cyborg Hiro would, by the time of the second Big Hero 6 vs Yokai and Yama confrontation, have gotten his headband transmitter upgraded into an implant so it wouldn’t fall off. Mostly because it had, in fact, fallen off once. That was embarrassing. He still wore a headband because by that point his head felt naked without it, plus backup transmitter, plus it filtered out the annoying sensory noise from Yokai’s microbots.

Eventually Tadashi just gives up on being surprised by anything Hiro does. Oh, his prosthetics can turn into lightsabres now? Okay. He somehow made it so that Fred can ACTUALLY breathe fire with some sort of rebreather device? Fine. He gave the coffee machine an AI so that it will deliver coffee when you need it so that you don’t have to get up and make it yourself? Sure.

(Trying to put things in order, hopefully I got it right. There was some cut and pasting involved.)

(2/5): (Hiro’s injuries included having his ears burnt off and his eardrums burst, being blinded in one eye, and he got pinned by debris at about mid-thigh so his legs had to be removed from around there. And then when the explosion happened, Hiro’s arms were protecting his head, and they got very mangled too, from a bit above the elbow. Tadashi made him prosthetic arms, using a neuro-cranial transmitter so he could control them.)(3/5): Yama and his thugs, along with Yokai, launch a full-scale terrorist attack on San Fransokyo, which means that it takes them a bit longer to start causing huge amounts of havoc than in the movie. Yama probably stole stuff from the Nerd Herd as well, though, and Yokai’s got more than just the microbots arming him. (Hope the extra member, the extra time to make the suits, and the various upgrades Hiro gives his cybernetics level the playing field. )(4/5): And then the transmitter means that Hiro gets the shakes around large numbers of microbots. (Also he was in a coma for like 5 weeks, part of it was an induced coma though. He had to get his bionic eye fitted! And his new arms! ) Hiro ends up making his own prosthetic legs. He uses that to track down Yokai. (5/5): Hiro can control the microbots with the transmitter linked to his arms and legs, but Yokai’s transmitter is specially linked to the microbots, so Hiro has to override that, which he can do if the mircobots are up to about a meter away from him. The final battle is interesting. There’s thugs everywhere, Yokai’s got armour and battlebots, but the Big Hero 7 has had more time to work on their gear. And also Tadashi. Tadashi is a big help. 

Oh my gosh, so Hiro sort of ends up being CYBORG Hiro? Hot damn, I dig it. He would trick out his prosthetics with all kinds of tech until he’s basically a walking technological swiss-army-knife. Tadashi has to keep telling him to STOP HIRO NO YOUR ARMS DO NOT NEED PLASMA CANNONS, HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK THEY WON’T FIT.

And then Hiro manages to fit in Plasma Cannons anyways. BECAUSE HE CAN.