#cyberphuck

(Posting a quick set of Art refs. Artwork by @cyberphuck )

Art lists bodyguard and occasional hitman on his resume, but most of his job is wrangling his dramatic oracle boyfriend (the ferret man on the toilet). :D He's a terrifying badass on the job but is actually a chill guy outside of work. He is an astonishingly good chef, loves fishing, and has an eye for the loudest Hawaiian style shirts he can find.

Some Matthias just in case (Art only comes up to his shoulders):

Anyway this has been Mom Issues Solidarity

I just wanna know like. She sent this directly to me. It contains a line directly referencing my upbringing??? Im just at a loss lol

YESSSS PAPILLION HOURS

2. Favorite canon thing about her: Her vanity. It just makes her so much fun, especially as a contrast to others in the cast. The outfits, the dramatic timing, the obvious desperation to be lauded and remembered at any cost... love it all.

4. If I could drop her into any other piece of media, where would I put her? This is hard. I personally think almost any media can benefit from the addition of a well dressed spotlight obsessed harpy. She'd be pretty cool in HBO's rendition of His Dark Materials, I think.

6. Something I have in common with her: Luv 2 gossip

8. What's something the fandom does with her that I despise? Lol "fandom." Lol "despise." Nothing really! I do think we often forget her generosity though - she's done a lot of selfless things, often at great personal or painful cost, and usually with life-saving results. She hasn't been a true bitch in a long while.

10. Could I be best friends with her? No. I don't dress well enough. 😔 However I too am a huge snob about the performing arts, and even if she doesn't always relish being seen with me I think she'd like to be bitchy about the latest premiere of whatever over a glass of wine together.

12. What's a headcanon I have for her? Excellent ballroom dancer.

14. Assign her a fashion aesthetic. Turn of the century cartoon villainness attends the Met Gala

16. Least favorite ship for her: Aislin/Papillion. She's crazy for this one. Just 'cause you want it doesn't mean it's a good idea, girl.

18. Canon relationship that I like: Vlad+Papillion. Too cute. What's better than two trauma bonded less loved psuedo-siblings? Maybe they hold hands a little about it. Maybe a hug lasts too long and they both pretend it didn't happen. I'm glad we gave her something close to a friend during that period.

Also we've never discussed it but I feel like she and Derringer fucked a long time ago, just once, and they both hated it.