Nov 20, 2020
Smooth Fun Fact #1098: CVS, Smooth’s local pharmacy, issues a laughably-lengthy list of coupons with every receipt, based on products that he has purchased in the past. (Bonus Fun Fact: Aware of items that were needed specifically for his late wife, Smooth still receives discount offers for objects that he hasn’t bought since her passing, which was over two years ago. Extra Bonus Fun Fact: With every acquisition, Smooth wonders as to how long he will be trapped in the retail chain’s time warp, which serves as a cruel reminder of how much his life has dramatically changed.)
