My body temperature has always been 3-4 degrees lower than average. What would be a normal temperature for another human being is a high fever for me.
My entire life I’ve gone to the doctor shivering, coughing a lung out and feeling like shit, only to have healthcare professionals dismiss my symptoms. It didn’t matter how many times I explained this temperature wasn’t normal for me. They always treated me like some hysteric hypochondriac that should be mocked and ignored.
The point of all this is that at some point in the near dystopic future, they will set up cordoned-off spaces for the wealthy and healthy. When that happens, someone is going to take my temperature.
“Oh, your temperature is normal,” they’ll say as I carry a tray full of crab vol-au-vent for a catered event hosted by Jeff Bezos. “You can come in.”
And that’s how I’m going to kill the 1%
