@cutlassed said / report on the cryptid send “ report! ” and the muse will comment on the mun’s day to day life. ( always accepting !!! )
‘ they’ve yet to realise that their level of exhaustion warrants an actual full eight hours of sleep. and yet are surprised when they accidentally fall into a small coma. ’
there was some irony in ren saying that, especially when their sleeping patterns left something to be desired too —
‘ excuse me — ! i’m supposed to be commenting on your behavioural patterns, not mine. ’
ren whined bitch-ily, like the little bitch baby they were being.
‘ oh yes, very mature of you. ’
the narrator was - in fact - very mature. thank you very much.














