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My butt

come over immediately please

name: Jacob Daniel Yeager

nickname: Danny

birthday: March 15th

gender: guy

sexuality: gaaay

height: 6 feet

time zone: Eastern 

time and date it is here:  12:47 PM on all hallows eve

average hours of sleep i get a night: like 4-6 give or take. 

last thing i googled: "That's Christmas to Me Pentatonix" 

most used phrases: 'shut the fuck up' or '____ or leave those are your options'

first thing that comes to my mind: the neoliberal patriarchy 

what i last said to a family member: I'm trying, good bye. 

one place that makes me happy: ummm. mirror lake? 

how many blankets i sleep under: on a good day like 4

favorite beverage(s): green tea, chocolate milk, guava juice

last movie i watched at the cinema: Ouija it was so funny.

a piece of advice to my followers: figure out what makes you happy and do it. don't let other people control you.

three things i cannot live without: my flip flops, acapella music, fruity pebbles 

you all have to listen to this song: That's Christmas to Me by Pentatonix 

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.



I DON’T FOLLOW YOUR RULES MOM. I’M ONLY TAGGING 10… mostly because I need to be sleep, and you guys came to me off the top o' my head (or by searching my inbox for peoples, hehe)!

WHAT WAS YOUR

Last Beverage: Vanilla Coke.

Last phone call: My grandmother. 

Last text message: A friend of mine when we were re-exchanging numbers on campus Friday

..It Reads: ”COCK-A-DOODLE DOO, THE COW SAYS MOO!!” Yes, I might have a slight Crazy Steve problem still....

HAVE YOU EVER

Dated someone twice: Nope

Been cheated on: Nope. 

Kissed someone and regretted it: No.

Been depressed: Loads of times. 

Been drunk and threw up: Yuck, and nope.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Green, Blue, Yellow

LAST YEAR (2013), HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend: Many of 'em!

Fallen out of love: Nah

Laughed until you cried: Often

Met someone who changed you: Probably 

Found out who your true friends are: Sure. I think one finds that out every day/week/month/year/decade/century/millennium/eon.

Found out someone was talking about you: Yes, though not anything bad that I know of; it was positive stuff.

Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: Unfortunately not

GENERAL

How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: Majority of them? I don't even know at this point. Too many. I'm too lazy to clean up shop.

FIRSTS

First surgery: None

First piercing: None.

First best friend: I can't really remember, but I think it was my friend Cody.

First sport you joined: Basketball in fifth grade. That's all I'll say.

First vacation: Baltimore, MD, to visit relatives. 

First pair of trainers: How am I supposed to remember that? That was, like, 23 years ago!

RIGHT NOW

Eating: Nada

Drinking: Vanilla Coke

I’m about to: Go to bed because I have class in, like, five hours or less. Urk!

Listening to: The sound of my laptop fan... No, really, this thing can be loud when it wants to!

Want kids: Yep

Get married: Maybe. 

Career: Uh... Voice actor? I mean, that's what I want, but... right now, I work at Target, which isn't a bad job at all, by the way.

WHICH IS BETTER


Lips or eyes: Eyes. 

Hugs or Kisses: Hugs

Shorter or Taller: Either one!

Older or younger: How young are we talking? Y'know I'm old enough to be your wacky older brother, right?

Romantic or Spontaneous: Can we mix the two? Though, I do love spontaneity....

Hook-up or relationship: Relationship

Trouble maker or hesitant: There's a time for each one. So... Yep! 

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: No

Drank hard liquor: No

Lost glasses/contacts: Do sunglasses count?

Been Arrested: No. 

Turned someone down: Yes

Fallen for a friend: Yes, too many times!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: It depends on the day/hour/week....

Miracles: Miraculous things happen everyday.

Love at first sight: From a certain point of view.

Heaven: I'm a Jedi. That's my answer.

Santa Claus: What kind of question is this? Santa Claus is real! Who do you think shimmies down all of those chimneys??

Kiss on the first date: If it happens, sure. Not the goal going in, I'd hope.

Angels: Ever seen Angels in the Outfield?