Iiiiii.....already got it though. I've had it for a while I just....haven't been using it consistently. *forced casual whistling even though I can't even whistle in real life and am lying to the internet*

Maybe that's what you should do. Maybe it's for the best. Just chop off both of your feet to be extremely safe. Trust me I'm a doctor. I know these things.

I have never had an ingrown toenail. I would probably dig a hole straight to the Earth's core and just incinerate myself there. Ingrown hairs hurt so bad for no reason???Like?? Ingrown toenails. No thanks. Absolutely not.

iKNOW