#cursetrump

Also if anyone wants to help teach me in hexs/curses id give you a cookie.

…leave this here.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/560181280/trump-troll-doll-sculpture-by-chuck-williams

You know, if you’re curious.

Not for any particular reason.

It’s not like I’m suggesting witchcraft…

…or anything like that…

Hi Witches, Wizards and the generally caffeinated! 

As I am sure many of you are aware tonight is the first night of the mass Binding/Cursing of Captain Orange, the Great Liar, the Magnificent Cheeto himself, our Commander and Chief Donald Trump! 

Now, I personally do not participate in cursing-or I haven’t before- BUT I feel that Binding can be a great alternative to casting a curse meant to cause direct harm. While the binding ritual I’ve seen going around looks great, I am in a place where lighting something besides a candle or two on fire,is not an option, so here is my alternative ritual that I will be performing tonight (Pictures of my ritual will be posted later, but I want this up so others can use it in time)

Materials: Picture of the great orange one himself. Can be drawn or printed. A small jar, cup, or bowl (needs to hold liquid) Your normal ritual set up (Altar, salt circle whatever you do) Candles or Wax Melts (Optional, just get something sticky or gross, mud is a good alternative, avoid sweet things like honey) *Fun add ons: pepper, Cajun spices, salt, lemon juice, think things that are irritating/spicy avoid things you consider positive/make intent clear* Vinegar/Dirty Water or some other nasty liquid (No bio hazards please). String, twine or thread. (Tape, stapler could work) The Tower Tarot Card, or a drawing/picture of Trump Tower Here is the spell to recite after you get your ritual space ready, I found the original on this post but I changed it to fit me better:

Hear me, oh spirits Of Water, Earth, Fire, Air and Spirit I call upon you To bind Donald J. Trump So that he may fail utterly That he may do no harm To any human soul Nor any tree Animal Rock Stream or Sea Bind him so that he shall not break our polity Usurp our liberty Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair And bind, too, All those who enable his wickedness And those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies I beseech thee, spirits, bind all of them As with chains of iron Bind their malicious tongues Strike down their towers of vanity (Invert Tower tarot card/Drawing) I beseech thee in my power In the name of all who walk Crawl, swim, or fly Of all the trees, the forests, Streams, deserts, Rivers and seas In the name of Justice And Liberty And Love And Equality And Peace Bind them in chains Bind their tongues Bind their works Bind their wickedness

*But let no harm come of my words, But of their own making. Let their own mistakes, Hurt them, and may my conscious remain clean.* *My disclaimer use it if you want

Through my power so it is/Mote it Be! (x3) *Or whatever combo you like* Crumple/Fold/Tear his photo, tie it together with your string (you are binding him), and then cover that in wax/mud/sticky stuff

Drop the whole thing in your mug/jar/bowl, and cover it with your liquid. If you have a container with a lid, give it a good shake and really let your anger/frustration out. Now you have two options: 1.Dispose of it: You can either flush the contents of your container down the toilet (my preference bc he is shit, just be careful to not cause any issues) Or, throw the whole thing away/if eco friendly you could bury it. 2.Save it for the next ritual, (in a month) dispose of it then, and immediately renew it with your new ritual!  Ritual Dates: “ The ritual is to be done at the stroke of midnight on waning crescent moon ritual days, which are February 24th (midnight, Friday evening), March 26th, April 24th, May 23rd, June 21st (especially important as it is the summer solstice) etc. until Trump leaves office.” (somenews.com)

Be safe,

This was a group effort! Thank you so much to @stitchwitchbitch, @knowledgeofthewitches, @primmest-witch, @whybeabitchwhenyoucanbeawitch and anyone who’s slipping my mind as I rush to get this up before the debate! However, you can also use this for the next debate (assuming Trump lasts that long).

I tried to keep the ingredients straight-forward and list lots of substitutions, but if you don't have everything, that's ok. Improvise however you like. You can even just do the chant by itself if that's all you can or want to do. I feel like the chant is really the heart of this spell, followed by candles + sigils. Do as much or as little of this as you want. Whatever you can manage to help us get rid of Trump!

This is a spell for Trump to finish destroying himself during the second debate. This is NOT a standard curse! This is a sneaky spell, designed to get around any resistance of will against bad fortune that he or his followers put up. Rather, we want them to invite the spell in.

So we're giving them something they WANT. Namely, for Trump to let go of what very little filter he has in a moment of petulant rage, and say something disastrously hateful from which he cannot possibly recover.

He and his hyenas will enjoy it... for a moment. But they won't be able to recover his campaign from it, and it will cost him the election.

Simultaneously, we're gonna give Hillary a little boost, since she tends to fumble when she finds herself in the lead. We're gonna give her a boost of communication and courage.

Supplies:

White candle

Black candle

Sigils (provided)

A drawn or printed picture of Trump -- preferably with a big or open mouth! The drawing doesn't have to be artistic, don’t worry about that at all. Write his name + birthday on it.

A taglog for Hillary Clinton (can be a pic, or just full name + birthday on paper -- this is more flexible)

If you have and like using herbs:

Salt

Cinnamon OR thyme OR black pepper OR mustard seed for bravery.

Cayanne OR anything spicy.

Poppy seed OR mugwort OR wormwood... or anything you have associated with altered mind and confusion.

If you don't have these, use these colors:

Use red for courage and yellow for communication (Hillary)

Use black and gray for justice and confusion (Trump)

On the black candle, carve these sigils, with the one on the left at the top, the second in the middle, and the one on the right at the bottom:

Place the spicy ingredient + the confusion ingredients around the candle OR color his picture with black and gray.

On the white, carve this one, which is for Hillary to have confidence:

Place the bravery ingredient + salt around the candle OR color with red + yellow on taglock for Hillary.

As the debate starts, or even before if you prefer, light you candles.

Hold your picture of Donald Trump with his mouth directly over the flame of the black candle (be safe and have a fire-safe dish to stick it on, or some water to drop it in). Lower it slowly so it begins to burn through his mouth and chant:

I slit open the lips that speak hateful words. I do this so truth be heard. Let your true ambition be known. The hate you have, come out and be shown!

I actually plan to chant this periodically throughout the debate as the candles burn.

Continue to let the candles burn down as the debate carries on, at least until the last sigil is gone.