#cursed fmk

Fmk: The Book of Breathings (both parts are together already), The Cauldron, and the ring with Jurian's eyeball (necklace with finger sold separately.)

The world awaits your answer with bated breath. So do I.

Dear ejkreader (brave of you to write in as yourself, by the way),

It wouldn't be an advice column without a good FMK. Alright, here we go.

Loathe as I am to cause any kind of harm to a book, I'm afraid I'd have to kill the Book of Breathings. Marry the Cauldron, obviously. Enchanted bubble baths anytime, hello? Clear winner.

And finally, fuck Jurian. Because whether he's a full-fledged male or a single organ, you know that guy fucks.

you boutta get blocked you clown demon 😤🙅🏼‍♀️

I can’t even say I love you back bc you have cursed me so! 🥺

Fuck - Vander Decken (I guess??????????)

Marry - Hody Jones (idk he sucks but like...I like his hair...)

ok Lucy I have officially banned you from all future FMK games. you did this to yourself 😤 but I’ll entertain you for one more...

Fuck - Moriah (🤢🤮)

Marry - Kong (I don’t even remember this guy but he looks aight, I like the beefy arms 👀)

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

I climb that austrian mountain my GOD I HAVE MY CLIMBING BOOTS READY AND MY BODY IS READY SO SO READY #daddywolff

hi gin, you send me THREE CURSED FMKS thank you FRIEND

If there is a heaven, I will be forced to explain this when I die 

Fuck- Grevious. He's robotic and I feel like he's detachable. Idk, this is a kindle unlimited story, you know? Lady [chain saw noises] by the end of a light saber.

Marry- Count Dooku. First of all, Dookus book is GOOD. Second of all, I'd be an awesome counts wife because I don't ask questions so long as I can spend money? You're running off with Asajj again? Then I guess you don't have shit to say to me about how much money I spent last week, do you? That's what I thought. It's a marriage for appearances and his appearance is good.