#curse poll

Permanently feeling like you’re going to sneeze (and can’t sneeze)

Permanently have an itch you cannot scratch

Every so often, a Lego appears where you’re stepping

Ice cubes spawn in your shirt several times a week

When you step on a bug, 19% chance one of your shoes disappears forever

There’s always a cicada within 10 feet of where you are

All your “eaten-cold” food will be lukewarm when you try to eat it

Squeaking when you move your legs or arms. You can pick :)

You attract termites to your location

When you touch digital technology, it shorts out/dies

Water sticks to your skin (in a layer) instead of dripping off

You get static-shocked by anything metal. Every. Metal.