@curiousobjecthead: ... from dosh to one of sirios pokes thx [ACCEPTING]
“...fix your posture, boy.”
The Gardevior even gives a tiny slap on Dosh’ back as he sees him slouched slightly - and I mean it. Slightly. Barely not straight - before turning around, staring him down and picking up his header, tilting it to make the human look up.
“Relax those shoulders. Breathe and stop being so stiff, will you? And those feet, fix them. Don’t point them to one another, it shows how scared you are.”
Slamming both hands on his shoulders now - RELAX THEM, DAMNIT - Sage stares at the other dead in the eyes.
“If the audience senses your fear, you’ll be doomed. They’ll eat you alive, boy. They’ll tear you limb by limb and feed your sorry carcass to the dogs. Showbusiness is nothing but a slow and painful death for whoever isn’t ready to face it bearing their fangs.
Make the others fear you, boy. Make them know they’re inferior. Make them know you’re a god.”
...and with that, he pats Dosh’ shoulders.
“...and for the love of Arceus. Don’t clench those fingers. It makes your shoulders even more stiff. You should relax, boy.”














