#curiouscaution

"-AND ANOTHER APPROACHES. WHAT KIND OF PLANET IS THIS. GAAAAAAUGH!!!"

Rocket "gently" knocks his noggin against a strange looking wrench. He swears, if another marshmallow alienoid walks around looking just as boring and plain as the last, he's going to lose it.

It hits him then. Is this a planet where you go to lose your sanity? Is this how he's going to lose it? Walking around in an area where things are all the same blasted color and the civilians are replicas?

Possibly. He's stopped batting himself and simply pushes the metal object against his forehead. At least the cold metal feels somewhat nice.

*does jazz hands??* ))

*claps*

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"-woAH WOAH WOAH HOLY FF-" Mort jumps out of his chair, which causes him to slam against the wall and skitter up it when some unidentified beast enters his lab. Usually spectres were the only things that could go through heavily locked doors, but some slime thing? Oh wait- what?

We once invaded Canada, intending to hold it hostage in exchange for Irish independence.

There is a sizeable section of the indigenous American population (and others who empathize with them) who refuse on principle to use $20 bills because Andrew Jackson is on them.

"Who goes there?" Shield Knight hesitates, trying to size up whether this stranger is a threat. That's not a monster, is it? No. Monsters are usually more aggressive and less... pasty. In fact, between the pale skin and the 'pear with limbs' build, if she didn't know any better...