#curdled

this is meant to be a pony eating a poisoned apple which makes their face melt. essentially the pony is curdled

I think I am getting better at the creepy stuff

RIP Kelly Preston 1962-2020

Sad news today that actress Kelly Preston has died at 57 after a 2 year battle with breast cancer. 

I first noticed her in a bunch of 80s teens movies, i.e. John Carpenter’s Christine, Mischief (did any teenage boy in the 80s NOT have a crush on her after seeing that movie?), Secret Admirer, and SpaceCamp. She was also noteworthy in Amazon Women on the Moon, an episode of Tales from the Crypt, Alexander Payne’s Citizen Ruth, and Cameron Crowe’s Jerry Maguire. She was also a part of the Quentin Tarantino Universe as newscaster Kelly Houge in From Dusk Till Dawn and again in Curdled. I’m sure QT became acquainted with her through her husband John Travolta.

This is called “Curdled Pastoral.” I want to die inside of a Slurpee. 

Somebody has turned up and caused strife in the farmlands again!

       It happens, like a practiced sunset, like a performed memory...

       All my life I am just waiting for the right moment to gag and turn my thumb down...

       This lake is disgusting. This mountain stinks. This view isn’t worth the headache of living the rest of the day out. 

        Opinions on the matter fill me like so many little Buddhas in the home of a person trying to be Buddhist...