CECIL KILLED SANS IN REAL LIFE
Ok, let me explain.
So, as we know, Sans vs Reigen killed the Queen in the first Tumblr Sexyman tournament; what I was wondering, however, was who Sans vs Cecil killed, as I haven't seen any particularly notable political figures dead as of yet (I think).
However, yesterday, the morning just after the astounding dethroning of our skeleton himself by the hands of the amazing Cecil Gershwin Palmer, I was woken by my sister and my dad scuffling just outside my door; I had overslept, so I assumed they were just here to wake me up in some strange fashion.
My sister and my dad burst into my room, my sister shouting "DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES", and my dad shouting "SHE KILLED SANSSSSSSS!!!!!"
Meanwhile, I, still practically half asleep, was just going "...what the frick-"
It turned out that as my sister was was utilizing the elliptical, which is a sort of exercise bike thing, she had slammed into one of the Halloween pumpkins inconveniently placed just next to it, which just happened to be the Sans pumpkin. Its face got absolutely exploded.
Coincidence that this happened just after Cecil beat Sans in the tournament? Probably. But I like to think Cecil did it.
Pictured below: Sans' corpse
