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feldfrog

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

asimovsideburns

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

#deltarune

ask-anything-polls

Your phone magically opens to a random fic on ao3!

Spin the wheel 3 times to find out what your fic is about! Put in the tags which fic tags you get!

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

Do you read it?

I’ve read this already!

Hell yes this is literally meant for me!

Yes but out of morbid curiosity

Maybe

No

Absolutely not!

Why does this fucking exist?!?!

Voting ended onMay 4

a-guy-named-e

i just. i really thought this would be a winning combo. this is sitewide

#abuse gore and depression #what #alright #probably wouldn’t read but it depends on the circumstances #insane results

galahadwilder

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

sunfoxfic

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

queer-cosette

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

galahadwilder

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

queer-cosette

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

queer-cosette

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

galahadwilder

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

digitaldiscipline

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

derinthescarletpescatarian

Historians are going to have to explain this culture someday.

the-haiku-bot

Historians are

going to have to explain

this culture someday.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

jae-felidae

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

#pretty star….#i used to have this one book of nursery rhymes #i knew the wishing star rhyme by heart #i don’t remember it now but it’s very nostalgic

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twilightofthesandwiches

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

hornydeicideenjoyer

This isn't the worst but I'm disappointed.

A tail grows from the base of my spine.

I mean that's neat I guess, maybe I could have it like a doc ock arm or something, or skeletal and big.

That actually could be pretty cool

@valoreina158 @fireburst-520 @culty-catt @ghostkaat @queenmorganalefey @digizoidkimmyc @envy-tulpa @fagspider

culty-catt

I’ll retreat to the woods and become a local legend

I approve of this

#culty catt

Item: A Crumpled Manual Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you skip tutorials as fast as you can?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Depends on the tutorial, if it amuses me I allow it to dance its jester’s ritual

It is 3 am and I have school tomorrow

And yet I desire for a score of 200

Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

This question can also be answered with Undertale, which- though not as strongly as it once was- still makes up at least 30% of my personality if not more

Item: A Box of Bandages Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What final boss actually broke you?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

The final boss of Azure Striker Gunvolt, where I realized all too late that you could Equip Armor to Not Die As Easily

It was only until I played the game on the Switch that I also realized you could press down and B to refill your Essential Relevant Ammo For Gameplay

Frankly I’m impressed I got that far in the game without learning how to play the game

Item: The Couch Rarity: ⏶ Common

Couch co-op or online?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I’ve already answered this, false feline of indeterminable but certainly inferior level of mystery, refer to my prior statement regarding my OFFLINE furniture

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Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I have fond memories of Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion, not perhaps the scariest game in the world per se but certainly my favorite

My hubris becomes me

#tumblr snek

Item: The Welcome Mat Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game feels like "home" to you no matter when you come back to it?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Undertale

Just like in real life, despite the fact that I accidentally broke it and had to restart everything because I fell victim to my hubris, it still welcomed me back with open arms and a clean unbroken save file

Also there’s a song named Home in it so

Item: The Couch Rarity: ⏶ Common

Couch co-op or online?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I’d rather my couch not have online capability, I don’t want it to find my tumblr until I’m ready

Item: Your ID Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you have a username you always use in games?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

I’ve gone by several monikers over my existence on this mortal earth

Culty

Culty Catt

No actually that’s kind of it

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Item: A Bug Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your favorite creature from any video game world?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Wh uh um uh

bongy