#cultershy

In gratitude, I’m responding to this a day late so you look correct.

[9:02:54 AM] Patchouli: http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a499050816522b4c5af32bc6612d1cc/tumblr_mlcrjhFAWm1rc8qsvo1_1280.jpg #hentai

[9:02:58 AM] Patchouli: Why I oughta.

[9:03:08 AM] Patchouli: ...do nothing about it.

[9:24:40 AM] Fluttershai: She took her glasses off.

[9:25:21 AM] Patchouli: Are you saying every episode until we see her with glasses is hentai?

[9:26:21 AM | Edited 9:26:41 AM] Fluttershai: I'm just saying that seeing raw, unshielded eyeballs, especially large, glistening anime ones might not be appropriate for minors.

Evil Abed (Avenger): i enjoy lemon massages and lettuce as much as the next guy but

Evil Abed (Avenger): isn't that a bit eccentric

Patchouli: Fluttershy is always eccentric.

Evil Abed (Avenger): I suppose

Evil Abed (Avenger): Does she have to put an apple in her mouth

Patchouli: Annashy is even more eccentric.

Patchouli: Not the first time an apple's been in her mouth, if you know what I mean.

Evil Abed (Avenger): I

Evil Abed (Avenger): do not.

Evil Abed (Avenger): There are too many possible meanings to interpret that correctly.

Patchouli: They did take a really long time catching up in Dragonshy.

Patchouli: And we've seen how fast Applejack is even while weighed down.

Patchouli: I'm just sayin'.

Evil Abed (Avenger): Oh so that's the meaning you're implying.

Patchouli: In Applebloom's case, I just imagine several situations where Applebloom has been picked up by the scruff of the neck like a kitten and safely relocated with dangly hooves.

Evil Abed (Avenger): Shyjack?

Fluttershai: Fluttershai picks all four of you up, the best she can, by the scruff of your necks like little kittens, trotting over to a simple cardboard box lined with warm fluffy blankets for snuggly beddy time.

Patchouli: The fullest teat is mine!

Avenger: I-

Avenger: Okay.

Patchouli: Patchouli is far too busy suckling to explain the situation further.

Avenger: Avenger huddles into a corner and tries not to cry.

Fluttershai: Fluttershai nuzzles Avenger, "You're going to be a runt with that attitude."

I spent an afternoon interrogating innocent goats for nothing?

And, ah, no!  Everything's quite fine between us, honestly.  Been a bit busier than usual outside work, never quite got back into the swing of things around Ponyville socially after the holidays visitations in Manehattan.  Gearing up for Hearts and Hooves Day now.  You'd be surprised how little being online all day without a digital storefront helps run a small town business.

Fluttershai:*** Fluttershai has changed the conversation topic to "Spank Flanks: Dominatrix Annashy's Whip Mark Crusaders" ***

Fluttershai:*** Fluttershai has changed the conversation topic to "Welts and Whinnies Leather Saddle Club" ***

Fluttershai:*** Fluttershai has changed the conversation topic to "The Riding Crop" ***

Fluttershai:*** Fluttershai has changed the conversation topic to "League of Super Lesbian Horse Friends" ***

Fluttershai: Fluttershai nudges all four of you into a big fluffy nest of hay, then settles down carefully on top, fluffing out her feathers like a mother hen keeping her chicks warm.