#cuddling application

is this jake about the cuddling application? if so, you’re on anon my friend. i’m glad you found it funny :) (for realzies. we need to arrange a time for the cuddles. they’re going to happen eventually, i have hope)

In which Sirius mistakes a cuddling application for a shagging advert.

CUDDLE APPLICATION

I'm lonely and cold and in need of a cuddle buddy so fill this out.

Name: Walking sex (aka Sirus Black)

Age: Legal

Gender: Take a look

Phone number: I take DADA not fucking Arithmancy

Address: Your bed (or mine). It's actually Potter Manor.

Top Five Movies: What the fuck? What in the name of Merlin is a movie. I think Evans might have taken Potter to one once. Didn't invite me the smarmy bastard.

Five Random Facts About Yourself: You like me. I'm an excellent shag. You want to ride my broomstick. I know the best places for a snog. There's no one better.

Do you mind if I give you a cute sexy nickname?: Yes. (Doesn't Sirius get you going enough?)

Can we build a fort?: Yes. (Is this roleplaying? It sounds like roleplaying. Am I the commander of an army?)

Will there be random junk food and food fights?: Yes. (Duh.)

Do you mind kissing shagging?: No.

Include one or all.

Instagram: Merlin's

Tumblr: balls

Twitter: what is this

(Place a picture of yourself here: This is a five. I am a ten. This was Potter. I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS. He used a sticking charm and it won't come off. I am about to rip his balls off.)

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Name:  Age: 

Gender:  

Big/little spoon: 

Favorite movie: 

Favorite tv show: 

Favorite music genre:

Can we talk about mundane things: 

Is it okay if I fall asleep: 

Are kisses allowed:  

When are you available for cuddles: 

My place or yours: 

Can we cuddle in bed or couch only: 

Will you play with my hair: 

Can we have a snack before: