Georgie Kafton: Then its settled.

Georgie: *smiles*

Damien Thorne     Georgie.  Georgie Kafton     Yes.  Damien Thorne     There once was a man, who found a puppy.     Only it wasnt a normal dog pup, it was a wolf pup.     As the wolf and the man grew, everyone told the man that the dog was a wolf, and that it was wild, and would turn on him.     But the man didnt care.     He loved this god he raised.     He took him everywhere.     Well one day, the man took the dog on a plane with him...and it crashed.     When he woke, he was torn open and bleeding out, his organs showing.     The wolf was sitting by his side, unharmed, gazing down.     Three days the wolf stayed by his side.     And at the end of the third day, the wolf pushed his cold nose into the man's cold body, starting to eat away at his intestines.     The man only smiled,     And said,     "At least one of us gets to live.."  Georgie Kafton     Poetic. Where did you hear that one?  Damien Thorne     It was a short story I read while reading "Children of the Mind"  Georgie Kafton     Interesting find. What else do you have for me?  Damien Thorne     A slightly longer story     if you are willing to wait for me to type it out.  Georgie Kafton     Of course.  Damien Thorne     There were three men sitting in a pub; they were drinking to the death of a good friend.     After a few rounds, they made a drunken angry statement that they would find, and kill, death.     So the three men went out to look for death, and they stopped an old man. 'Do you know where we can find death?'     The old man nodded. 'I've been waiting for him for a long time...however, death normally waits under that tree...'     He pointed to a tre on a hill, and the three men promptly followed.     Once under the tree, they did not find exactly what they were looing for - rather, they found a stash of ritches and gold.     Ohh they were a greedy lot!     They decided to split the loot into thirds, and then at night take it back to their homes.     But it was mid day now, you see...     So the two older men told the younger to go into town and get some wine to rejoice with.     And he left.     And when he left, the two older men decided to kill him when he returned, and split the gold only into twos.     So the younger man came back with the wine, and they killed him and drank wha the'd brought back...     Only,     They did not know the boy had also been planning. He had put poison into the wine in attempt to keep the gold all to himself.       Georgie Kafton     I love a happy ending.  Damien Thorne     Well...     They found what they were looking for.     Did they not?  Georgie Kafton     Hah.  Damien Thorne     I thought it was cleverly writen.  Georgie Kafton     I agree completely.  Damien Thorne     Good.  Georgie Kafton     Any more stories to share?  Damien Thorne     Countless.     Hm..  Georgie Kafton     Hah.  Damien Thorne     There once was a man who molested children.     And he could not stand himself...     So, to stop himself, he cut off his dick.     but he could not stop touching...     so he cut off his hands.     But he could not stop talking of it,     So he cut off his tongue...     But he could not stop looking,     So he cut out his eyes..     But he could not stop thinking of it...     So he cut out his brain.     Then, he found peace.  Georgie Kafton     I like the part where he cut off his dick.  Damien Thorne     I wrote that one myself.     I am quite fond of all of it.  Georgie Kafton     Fascinating. Are you by chance a pedophile?  Damien Thorne     No; I rather hate them.  Georgie Kafton     Hah.  Damien Thorne     Children should not be put through something such as that.  Georgie Kafton     Oh. I thought you meant you hated children.     Everyone hates pedophiles. Thats a given.  Damien Thorne     Hmhm.     You'd be suprised.     I read a book once about a girl named Cathy..     and she was found tied up and naked, at the age of...if I remember correctly, eight or nine...     with two older teenage boys over her     of course the boys were heavilly beaten...     but turned out, that she had told them to strip her and tie her up     and then she screamed  Damien Thorne     just to see them beaten     ...Cathy was quite an evil character.  Georgie Kafton     Was she?     They could have not done it. She didn't force them, did she?  Damien Thorne     She paid them     Not exactly 'force'...  Georgie Kafton     They were idiots then.  Damien Thorne     but I assume it was pressure all the same     Yes     most humans are  Georgie Kafton     All humans are.  Damien Thorne     I wouldnt completely agree..     I've met...interesting humans before.     Humorous men.  Georgie Kafton     Interesting isn't intelligent.  Damien Thorne     lack of intellect does not mean they are idiots.  Georgie Kafton     Humor does not denote worth.  Damien Thorne     It does if you enjoyed it.  Georgie Kafton     Enjoyment is fleeting and to us mortals. By the humorous and the humored the joke is soon forgotten. We are worthless and selfish creatures fated to contemplate our petty existence for the rest of our days.  Damien Thorne     Hmhm     You are interesting.  Georgie Kafton     ... Why do you say that.  Damien Thorne     You just are.  Georgie Kafton     Should I thank you?  Damien Thorne     I would perfer it if you didnt.  Georgie Kafton     Then I suppose I won't.  Damien Thorne     Good.  Georgie Kafton     ... Can I ask you something?  Damien Thorne     You may ask...     however, I will not garentee an answer  Georgie Kafton     Am I going to Hell?  Damien Thorne     Perhaps.  Georgie Kafton     I've been looking forward to it for quite some time now.  Damien Thorne     You want to go to hell?     This oddly does not suprise me.  Georgie Kafton     I would love to go to Hell. I quite admire your Father's work.  Damien Thorne     My father is a piece of shit faggot with no idea how to run Hell.  Georgie Kafton     ... Elaborate.  Damien Thorne     ...What's not to understand?     He liked taking dick up his fucking ass,     He spends most of his time a crying fucking mess     and he has     no clue     how to torture anyone  Georgie Kafton     ... This is incredibly disappointing.  Damien Thorne     Tell me about it.     He wouldn't even let me rule a hell on earth.  Georgie Kafton     Why not?  Damien Thorne     I don't fucking know     but when I tried to do it, he fucking sealed me and told me I'd remain this way until I was able to control my temper.  Georgie Kafton     Ah yes. The no powers... thing.  Damien Thorne     Oh I have powers.     They just...don't...work.  Georgie Kafton     At the risk of getting my ass kicked... I'd say they were about the same thing.  Damien Thorne     Actually it's not.     Lack of powers means I wouldn't have them, at all.     I have them...I just cannot access them on command.  Georgie Kafton     How do you access them then?  Damien Thorne     I can use them...I just...don't know how?     I blew someone up once I just don't know how.     I also set my bed on fire...     Not the dorm bed, my actual bed.     Back home.  Georgie Kafton     While you were asleep?  Damien Thorne     Yes.  Georgie Kafton     The key is obviously to control your anger then.  Georgie Kafton     You're welcome.  Damien Thorne     I have tried that, however.     Anger also seems to trigger it...just as...a bad responce?     I dont understand it at all.  Georgie Kafton     Then you need to practice.  Damien Thorne     I have.  Georgie Kafton     And continue practicing.  Damien Thorne     I would if I knew what brought it back out.  Georgie Kafton     Anger. We just went over this.  Damien Thorne     But It's not only anger.  Georgie Kafton     Then all emotions.  Damien Thorne     I was not angry in my sleep.     Oh..     I have not thought of that.  Georgie Kafton     You're welcome. Again.     I'd be happy to help you practice.  Damien Thorne     I have no doubt about that.  Georgie Kafton     Hah.  Damien Thorne     Fuck.     These doorways are short.     I keep hitting my horns.  Georgie Kafton     ....  Damien Thorne     ...It hurts, alright?     I forget about them sometimes so its like..     Someone pulling my tail out of the blue.     Unexpected pain.  Georgie Kafton     ....... Your tail?  Damien Thorne     ...Oh yes.     I am part Jackal.  Georgie Kafton     Your dad had sex with a jackal?  Damien Thorne     More like..     He impregnated her.     I wouldnt call it sex.  Georgie Kafton     Utterly disgusting. I love it.  Damien Thorne     Yes well...     New meaning to "son of a bitch"     yes?  Georgie Kafton     Hah. Very clever.

... Alright.

Kyle Broflovski *after having made his quick stop at Gomez Mart, Kyle makes her way back to Georgie's dorm house with a bit of unease and a bit of excitement both mingled in her expression. She knocks on the door and waits patiently for someone to answer it* Georgie Kafton *georgie tussels his hair in the mirror and unbuttons his shirt all the way so that his wiry chest and tight stomach are on display. he opens the door and leans into the doorway seductively. he's been practicing this gesture all day... as well as researching various sexual positions via the internet.* Kyle Broflovski Hey... *Kyle says, flushing instantly at the sheer sexuality radiating off of Georgie and blatantly staring. She gulps and absently starts playing with the hem of her loosely fitting, lime green summer dress* Georgie Kafton Come on in... *he mutters, smirking at the stare and moving out of the way so she can enter* Kyle Broflovski *follows Georgie inside wordlessly as she keeps her gaze down coyly. She's rather speechless that she had even convinced herself to come here at all...* Georgie Kafton What's in the bag? *he asks opening the door to his bedroom and leading her inside* Kyle Broflovski *laughs softly* Um, the clothes I /was/ wearing before I changed into.....what I'm wearing now. *sets said bag down near the door and looks around at Georgie's room, taking a seat on the bed and smoothing her dress down over her thighs* Georgie Kafton It's a cute dress. *swaggers over to the bed and sits down.* I'm so glad you came... princess... *he whispers in her ear beginning a trail of kisses from her earlobe down to her neck* Kyle Broflovski I...*shivers and moves one of her hands over to his thigh instead, trailing it lazily, mind reeling from the tingling excitement Georgie is causing with kisses like that. But immediately after that Kyle pulls away, barely able to control her giggling* I need to confess something. Before we...start anything. Georgie Kafton Sure. Sure. Go ahead. *slightly miffed... but amused.* Kyle Broflovski I'm mostly here because I'm fairly upset with Cartman at the moment. *looks a bit miffed herself, though not because of Georgie obviously* Georgie Kafton Then you'll have to thank him for me. *he smiles.* What exactly did he do to make you so... *he undresses her with his eyes* impulsive? Kyle Broflovski Lied to me. *sneers a bit, looking more like a boy for a second* I mean, I can understand why he did it... He's an opportunist, and the chance to do something he's never done but always wanted to came up, so of course he took it... It just....sort of sucks. I liked what we had going on, and he basically put a sudden halt to it. Without even telling me... *suddenly a bit more sad looking than angry* Georgie Kafton *this could be useful* And what exactly did you have... going on? Kyle Broflovski N-nothing steady or serious or anything like that. Just a really awesome friends with benefits type of thing... *blushes faintly, looking down and reminiscing* Georgie Kafton What kind of things did he do... to your body? *whispers in ear* Kyle Broflovski Things... *she whispered back rather huskily, still blushing* I'd never done before...with a guy. *starts to run her fingers up and down Georgie's thigh again, letting her anger and jealousy at Cartman fuel her intentions* Georgie Kafton Tell me... more... *goes back to kissing on her neck. His hands move deftly around her body... tracing every inch of her curves.* Kyle Broflovski Well... *feels a rush of heat and grabs one of his wrists* What if I don't want to tell you? *playfully moves her other hand to his inner thigh and lightly caresses his crotch* What if I'd rather show you..... *takes a deep breath as she guides his hand up her own inner thigh* Georgie Kafton Then I'll be sure to watch extra carefully. *begins to feel signs of arousal at her touch and moans quietly in her ear. He follows her hand delighted at the touch of her smooth, supple skin and his kisses trail further downwards to her bosom.* Kyle Broflovski Mmmm *she hums pleasantly. crazy alarm bells start to go off in Kyle's head, but the only indication of them is a subtle hesitation where she ceased moving for a split second. she ignores the warning; this is what she wants, clearly, so she laughs softly and continues, pulling his hand all the way to the front of her panties before finally letting go*  Georgie Kafton *georgie with pleasant surprise slips a finger into her small, wet opening, twirling it while listening to her all too suggestive hum.* Kyle Broflovski *gasps at the contact, feeling different things than she had been expecting to feel. It was a deeper kind of longing than she felt as a boy, one that once again - made her feel hesitant and more than a little apprehensive* Wow... *she murmurs, turning away for a minute. Once she regains her composure, she goes on...* Yeah, it went something like that...and like this... *goes to unbutton his pants since both of her hands are free now, pulling his dick out expertly and giving it a confident pump, someting he'd done on himself many times* Georgie Kafton Holy Siouxsie that's good *he howled like a banshee. hed never even touched himself as a girl. This was new and overwhelming. He inserted another finger, determined to win this sexual battle* Kyle Broflovski *just continues her ministrations in time with his, hmmming more loudly at the addition of another finger* Damn, I know, right? *laughs* Mutual masturbation. It was the single hottest thing I'd experienced in my life thus far... *practically purrs with desire as she nuzzles closer, heart pounding but clearly wet and aroused* Georgie Kafton *undoes her bra with his other hand and begins to pull off her dress all while continuing to get her off* Kyle Broflovski *heart pounds too loudly all of a sudden as she shakes her head fast* Nnn.. I don't...uhm.... *breathes harder* Damn, it's so much easier to concentrate as a girl doing this stuff. *laughs again* I don't want...to get naked. *flushes, embarrassed, but doesn't ask him to stop, and she doesn't stop either, obviously, also attempting to get him off first* Georgie Kafton Oh. I. Okay. *suddenly misses ike for no reason but horniness pushes this thought away. his breathing becomes rapid and harsh as he gets closer to cumming.* Kyle Broflovski *leans in to whisper against his ear now* Do you want me to suck you off? *feels heat flood her face and tries to hold back a giggle* I didn't come here to have sex with you. We're both still virgins either way, and that's...ugh, that would be a train wreck and a half, I think, but... *pulls away a bit and looks down at him, then back up at his eyes, giving Georgie her best bedroom look* Georgie Kafton *groans.* Do it. Kyle Broflovski *grins excitedly and stands up, taking a quick second to readjust her bra. When she finds she can't re-latch the damn thing she growls in frustration and eventually just pulls it off - not before having to pull off half the dress to do it, either. A quick second turned into like, five minutes. She hurriedly pulls the dress back on properly, clearing her throat and hoping she hadn't killed the mood. She instantly goes down to her knees in front of Georgie, wrapping her fingers around his dick again* No telling, remember? *she purrs* Georgie Kafton I swear on my Sister's grave.

Christophe DeLorn So, Georgie. You are a guard now, then? Georgie Kafton Yes. This is correct. Christophe DeLorn do you get a gun Georgie Kafton It hasn't been discussed fully yet, but I assume I'll be getting some sort of weaponry privileges. Christophe DeLorn do you think there will be a chance to steal some extras or have you gone full traitor Georgie Kafton Fuck off. I want to live here. Unlike all of you, I've realized I've accepted this reality is better than my own. You should know that it's better than yours too. After all, you're finally with Gregory. Christophe DeLorn Okay, that is what I needed to know. And Gregory wants to go home. There is a me in his world. so I will get him home Georgie Kafton How noble. Christophe DeLorn whatever it is not like I can do anything else with my life Georgie Kafton You can. You can join the guard. Better your life here, where you can live with Gregory and be happy. Christophe DeLorn but he wants to go home Georgie Kafton You can make a life for you two here that would be better than anything he could ever have at home. Christophe DeLorn hah what with fucking celebrities and bullshit? Where are the guns? where is the fighting? No, merci, I do not like the sugary sweet but I am glad to know where you stand. Georgie Kafton And I always love to watch a tragedy. Christophe DeLorn Well tragedy keeps the fucking viewers around so you should be fucking happy about that ouai Georgie Kafton No. Fighting and Sex does. They're more lowbrow than you think. Haven't you ever seen the Jersey Shore? Christophe DeLorn no I do not watch television Christophe DeLorn well i give them plenty of sex too so whatever I just want to go back to where I can kill bitches to make money. I miss my guns. Georgie Kafton I understand. I'd be lost without my knives. Perhaps if you had chosen a less lethal weapon of choice, you'd still have them now. Christophe DeLorn all weapons are lethal that is what makes them weapons Georgie Kafton True. But a gun is much less versatile than a knife. A lot less purposes and ways to harm. Christophe DeLorn well I can use knives too but you cant kill someone from two hundred meters with a knife Georgie Kafton That's a dream of mine, actually. Christophe DeLorn well it's not possible sorry maybe fifty meters but even that would be impressive as shit Georgie Kafton There's nothing wrong with having goals, Christophe. I can already throw a dagger from fifty meters. Christophe DeLorn well there is no way to get the sort of momentum velocity with a knife, a throwing arm is not forceful enough Christophe DeLorn you need something combustive this is why gunpowder was invented or at least something to increase the resistance gap like a bow Georgie Kafton I like bows. Christophe DeLorn ouai those are useful Georgie Kafton Yes. Much classier than stupid guns. Christophe DeLorn quieter too but still not as good of a range if you can get a crossbow those are nearly as good but even so it would be difficult as fuck to shoot someone through a window or some shit would depend on the material of the arrow and the poundage and etc but it is cool ouai I have used some crossbows before, they are cool Georgie Kafton Crossbows are awesome. Christophe DeLorn ouai I like them but Cecilia is better Georgie Kafton Your gun? Christophe DeLorn oui I named her after my first best friend Georgie Kafton Your first best friend was a girl? Christophe DeLorn ouai she was the fucking besst Georgie Kafton Haha. What was she like? Christophe DeLorn She could climb walls like a fucking champion and she was sweet and liked the mud and liked candies and had blonde curls and kicked my ass the first time I met her but she died when I was seven fell off the wall trying to get to my room they were going to send her away Georgie Kafton Life is ephemeral. Christophe DeLorn ouai it just happens oh well Georgie Kafton Exactly. Christophe DeLorn there is nothing to be afraid of she is probablement partying down in hell climbing all the columns and shit Georgie Kafton Fascinating. Christophe DeLorn Ouai whatever Regardless even if you are staying here you are a fucking dick Georgie Kafton I really meant that it was fascinating. I'm not heartless. Christophe DeLorn oh Georgie Kafton Plus, you've actually been to Hell. You'd know better than anyone. Christophe DeLorn only once though not as much as Kenny and I was only nine though you do not forget something like that hah Georgie Kafton I'm slightly jealous, to be honest. Christophe DeLorn ouai it is not too bad I prefer up here though Georgie Kafton I don't understand you at all. Christophe DeLorn what is confusing people keep saying this and I do not understand Georgie Kafton You are so very simple and content, when there is so little to be content about. Christophe DeLorn ouai I am a man of simple pleasures murder booze cigarettes and sex that is all that I need hah Georgie Kafton And Gregory. Don't forget about him. Christophe DeLorn thats where the sex bit comes in but i dont need him i was three years without him in my world it was pas problem i was still content Georgie Kafton Content is different than happy, I suppose. Christophe DeLorn ouai it is Georgie Kafton Have you talked with Damien yet? Christophe DeLorn Ouai he is as much a bitch as ever the same Georgie Kafton So I'm guessing you met him in hell, then? Christophe DeLorn ouai Christophe DeLorn and then again he is sort of a dick a lot actually Georgie Kafton Yes. He pounded my face into a wall. Christophe DeLorn ouai he does shit like that it is because he has daddy issues hah Georgie Kafton Well, I would too, if my father was Satan. Christophe DeLorn ouai I mean it is understandable but he is still not very pleasant hah Georgie Kafton Not at all. Christophe DeLorn dont fuck with him too much, I think this would be a bad idea Georgie Kafton I'm done fucking with him now. I've gotten what I wanted. Christophe DeLorn ouai your guard post well done Georgie Kafton Thank you. It took a lot of sex and fighting, but its worth it. Christophe DeLorn ouai I hope it is worth making Ike this sad Georgie Kafton ... What? Christophe DeLorn what? Georgie Kafton How is Ike sad? Ike isn't sad. Christophe DeLorn uh did you see him at the bar last night drinking that beer? or were you too busy staring at Kyle's tits? not that I would blame you for that hah Georgie Kafton We talked it over! And then, Ike kissed me. Even though he's not into guys. Christophe DeLorn well of course he kissed you he would have to and who cares if he is not into guys? I am not into girls but you do not see me abandoning Gregory to go chase after Swow who apparently has a giant fucking dick anyway if you are just using him for ratings that is whatever but you should at least let him know that Georgie Kafton I did! Christophe DeLorn are you sure? Georgie Kafton Yes! I told him I was just using his sister for ratings! I'd never use Ike for ratings! Christophe DeLorn Well did you tell him that second bit? because that was pretty fucking heartless Georgie Kafton Yes. Kyle was using me, too, you know. To get back at Cartman. Christophe DeLorn Ouai obviously but Kyle is a dumbass bitch and and attention whore, so. Georgie Kafton So it's okay when she takes advantage of me, but it's not when someone finally has the balls to take advantage of her stupid attention whoring? Christophe DeLorn No hah I am glad someone did something about it but you've got someone who cares about you and you can't go doing bullshit like that Georgie Kafton I remember seeing Gregory drinking, too. Christophe DeLorn he is always drinking anyway I learned this lesson only yesterday about doing this sort of shit I am just passing along Georgie Kafton Don't pass it along. Take it to heart. You fucked up, too. Christophe DeLorn At least I asked in advance! How the hell was I supposed to know he wasn't actually okay with that when he said he was. At least he had some fucking warning. Georgie Kafton I warned Ike in advance, too! TWICE. Christophe DeLorn you said "hey Ike is it okay if I cheat on you with your older brother" Georgie Kafton Yes. I fully explained the situation. And he was okay with it. So get off my dick. Christophe DeLorn hah vraiment? these fucking bitches how the hell are you supposed to know anything if they say things and then do another fucking hell Georgie Kafton I don't know. Boys can be such bitches. Christophe DeLorn Ouai it's confusing as shit fucking hell what assholes Georgie Kafton Exactly. It's really all their faults. If they just said the truth for once in their fucking lives, there wouldn't be any issue. Christophe DeLorn damn right I mean how hard is it to fucking say "no that will piss me the fuck off do not do it" fucking hell Christophe DeLorn oh well though I guess it is not so bad of you if you asked first even if Kyle was a horrible fucking choice even if he does have a hot ass Georgie Kafton It was really to stick it to all her fucking fan boys. And because yes, she's the hottest piece of ass right now. It was honestly way too easy. Christophe DeLorn I think Kenny is hotter but whatever. And ouai Kyle's easy as shit, he's just a whore. I do not know why all these fucking bitches are shitting themselves over it. Well done you hah. Georgie Kafton Thank you. I'm quite proud of the accomplishment. I wish she wasn't freaking out about it now, though. She knows she's on a reality TV show, our liason was totally filmed. How is she going to freak out when I tell people? That's just fucking stupid. Christophe DeLorn well he's an overdramatic bitch she whatever Georgie Kafton Kyle really is a problem. I don't understand why everyone is in love with him. It. Her. Whatever. Christophe DeLorn That is the question I ask myself every day for the past four years Georgie Kafton You've been dealing with Kyle for four years? Christophe DeLorn well he was dating Gregory for four years in my world ouai Georgie Kafton Oh god... Christophe DeLorn ouai. Christophe DeLorn whatever though who needs that shit Georgie Kafton Not me. Christophe DeLorn damn right Georgie Kafton Gingers are fucking creepy anyway. Christophe DeLorn Damn right hah Anyway Kyle's got a nice ass but not as nice a face as some Georgie Kafton I think Ike has a nicer butt, personally. Christophe DeLorn Hah I will take your word for that one but Gregory has a nicer one too hah Georgie Kafton Yeah. Really Kyle's butt is second-rate, at best. Christophe DeLorn nothing truer has ever been said

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