#ct 00 2010

Hevy, having caught Cutup in the midst of one of his pranks: “So your alibi is a mysterious stranger handed you the paintball gun, made you put your prints on it, proceeded to use the mess hall as target practice, and then hid the gun in your locker”

Cutup: “Well yeah if you say it like that it don’t sound believable”

Shaak Ti passes by

Hevy: “Oh hey General, did you get my report on the Battle of Fin-Lee?”

Shaak Ti: “Oh yeah, I looked it over, Nice work”

Hevy: “Thanks Mom”

everyone freezes and looks at Heavy

Hevy: “Why is everyone staring at me?”

Fives: “You just called General Ti Mom, you said “thanks Mom””

Hevy: “What?  No I didn’t, I said “thanks ma’am””

Shaak Ti: “Do you see me as a Mother-figure Heavy?”

Hevy: “No!  If anything I see you as a mutter-figure because you’re always muttering at me”

Commander Colt: “Hey!  Show your Mother some respect!”

Hevy: “I didn’t call her Mom!”

Shaak Ti: “No, nonono, Heavy I take it as a compliment”

Droidbait: “It’s not a big deal, I called my fiance “Mom” once”

Hevy: “Guys!  Jump on that!  Droidbait has psycho-sexual issues!”

Echo: “Old news, but you calling Ti “Mommy””

Hevy: “Hey!  “Mommy” is not on the table here”

Cutup: “But, you did call her “Mom” dude”

Hevy: “You shut up, you’ve done nothing but lie since you got here”

Cutup: “Alright, alright, I was lying about the paint, but the Mom thing, that happened”

Hevy: “AHA!  He admitted that his alibi was a lie!  It was a trap!  All part of my crazy, devious plan”

Shaak Ti: “I believe you”

Hevy: “Thank you”

Shaak Ti: “Son.  Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?”