#cs fic request

So after only...11 months?... I have updated my MC canon divergent fic of Missing Pieces. You can read it on AO3 or ff. 

[Chapter summary: Emma realizes her supposed brilliant idea to use Killian as bait for a male skip’s honey trap, while likely to work, was a very, very, VERY, bad idea.]

Chapter 18 - The Captain  Emma spotted Killian almost immediately after entering the main room of the gay bar. He’d somehow found a glittering spotlight created by an askew light hitting the disco ball. The sparkling halo was just large enough to showcase Killian’s arms as they casually leaned back into the center of the bar counter like he owned the place, only his left hand in the dark. His reclined position spread the edges of his completely unbuttoned pirate shirt much farther than she was used to, acting like a frame for the canvas of his sculpted body. The shirt begged those looking to finish the job and take it off like she’d planned.

Dammit. He’s good. Really good.

Emma never wanted to act like a ridiculously overprotective person—even with Henry—but the urge to cover up Killian and drag him home was a very real thing.

“Hey, don’t you need our drink orders first?” The bride-to-be’s voice stopped Emma in her tracks. She’d somehow walked several steps away from the group, like Killian had a damn tractor beam pulling her in..

It took her a moment to realize what she’d done.

What, fallen into your own honey trap?

No! I just… I wanted to make sure he’s okay.

He’s looking more than okay. 

It was true. Killian looked… 

Like a hungry pirate? The same one who almost threw you down on your kitchen table earlier tonight?

Only it’s not me he wants right now.

You told him to be dark, dangerous, and dominating. He’s succeeding. 

A little too well!

Her hands prickled with an odd tingling, like a numb appendage waking up, as a tray of drinks resting on the bar flipped over. The crash temporarily muted all conversations, although someone let out a drunken cheer. 

It allowed Emma to center herself. She shook the odd sensation out of her hands and took a deep breath before she blew her cover. “We should probably find a table first. I think I see one by the stage.” The circular table was tiny, barely big enough for two people, but the packed bar didn’t leave a lot of options. “We should grab it before someone else does.”

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And if I weren’t so damn busy, I could CS fic the shit out of this.

TELL ME THIS DOESN’T MAKE YOU THINK OF THE JEWEL.

That ship is usually here at our Maritime Museum. But this week, a dozen other ships are here too.

I think Emma would be captain of this. CAUSE IT MATCHES HER EYES OBVIOUSLY.

Basically I totally give someone the permission to write this because it would bring joy to more than just me.

Ok I’m basically begging someone to write it. I need this joy.

Yes, hi, so this person here just finished Wuthering Heights and ughhh, I just... I really need someone who has read the book to write me a piece with Killian in the role of Hareton! Just hear me out-

Rumple is a Heathcliff of sorts and Neal is his son and a bit of a weakling but also a right bastard. And maybe Rumple has dedicated his life to ruining the Charmings and so arranges things so that Emma has to marry Neal. And then when she moves to their dreary dark castle, she meets Killian who was sold to Rumple by his dad after his mum died and Rumple has done his damnest to torture little Killian and raise him to be an absolute brute - coarse and uneducated and ill-mannered and just completely unfamiliar with any love or tenderness and constantly shamed and pitted against Neal and shown his “inferiority” and “uselessness” and all that rotten stuff. But Killian being Killian is a good person in his heart of hearts and feels really self-conscious over not knowing how to read and write and how to talk to a lady like Emma but he still tries to help her out sneakily where he can ‘cause he sees what a horrible time she is having at the Stiltskin household. And Emma being Emma may be a bit wary of him at first and maybe even turn her nose up at him but she is no Catherine and she is soon sympathizing with him and trying to spare him Rumple and Neal’s constant punishments and humiliations and then starts to secretly teach him to read and recognize the different flowers in the garden she is trying to cultivate and basically showing him tenderness and affection and him being all Deckhand Hook over it but more and listen, I know I went off here but I’m not writing this, I really cannot right now, but I really want someone to so yeah...

Anyone interested in doing a CS Wuthering Heights with Killian as Hareton (because vengeful or not he is NO Heathcliff)? You don’t even have to follow all my ridiculous notions and ideas just some tortured, degraded and starved for any humanity Killian that Emma takes under her wing?