#crysta-cub

Sans- Startles at the motion. He hadn't expected that! He'll chuckle, and ask if he's not paying you enough attention, or something? He doesn't seem all that upset though.

Papyrus- Makes a disgusted noise, and has to get up from the cuddle session to go wipe his face. That's not something he particularly enjoyed which he'll tell you, and say he thought you wanted to actually cuddle with a pout.

Blue- Squeaks, and frowns at you before sighing to get up, and wipe his face. Blue isn't the biggest fan of surprise practical jokes.

Stretch- Chuckles, and moves to wipe his face, on your face. Hey, it's your spit, he figures you want it back!

Edge- "REALLY?" he'll growl out before tsking, and getting up to wash his face. You're unsure if he's going to come back, or not.

Red- Growls, and wipes it first on his hand, then wipes his hand on you before cursing under his breath a bunch. You've annoyed him.

Vi- Tells you that he sees how it is, and proceeds to start licking your face. You started this, now you have to finish it.

Money- Smirks, and is just ooh, are we having fun now? Then proceeds to start licking your face, and neck before giving it a little nibble.

Black- Makes an admittedly funny disgusted noise, before scoffing, and getting up. He'll say something along the lines of that's the last time he cuddles with you if you're going to do shit like that. He's grumpy, he'll calm down.

Wolf- Doesn't move, or react to it other than to glance at you. He thinks you're trying to get his attention, and that's how you decided to do it, so you've got his attention now.

Bear- He jumps away from you, incredibly startled, especially if you licked on the side that has the hole in it. Basically, you've scared him. Poor thing.

Sparrow- Jumps, and making a disgusted noise wipes his face on his shoulder before grumbling out that's not funny.

Wine- Hums, and while looking you in the eye pulls out a handkerchief to wipe off his face. He'll hand it off to you, and say he expects it cleaned by morning. Better hurry off to do that since your shenanigan's caused this. If you're quick, you can still cuddle later. Now he's the one smirking.

Sans- Responds with some joke or other, along with a sexual innuendo. If you keep messaging him that’s all you keep getting. It’s either very funny, or frustrating. 

Papyrus- Texts back, “OH, I’M SURE I’LL THINK OF SOMETHING. WINKY FACE.” He types out his emojis instead of using the actual emojis. 

Blue- “GET HOME FIRST, AND WE’LL SEE STARLIGHT. ;P” 

Stretch- Is really bad at this sorta thing, and just fumbles before texting back, “uhhh, sexy stuff?” 

Edge- “KISS YOU BREATHLESS, UNTIL YOU’RE BEGGING FOR MORE, BUT FIRST, DINNER.”

Red- Can’t be fucked, and literally just texts back, “if ya wanna fuck, then tell me cause i ain’t good at this over text.”

Berry- “WE’LL SEE PRINCESS/PRINCE. PERHAPS A LIGHT SPANKING, OR MAYBE A LITTLE MORE. DEPENDS ON MY MOOD.”

Money- Goes the shit disturber route, and texts back, “PRANK.” all in caps. Good luck. 

Black- “DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD YOU ARE, I MAY SLING YOU OVER MY SHOULDER, TAKE YOU TO BED, AND RAVAGE YOU. IF NOT, THAN YOU’RE IN FOR A SPANKING BUBBLES.”

Rus- He’s an awkward boy, yet endearing, and texts back, “i dunno, i’d really love to feel your soft skin on my bones though.”

Bear- “depends on what you’re wanting shortcake. there’s a lot i can do. ;)”

Sparrow- “WELL, WITH ANY LUCK MY MAGIC WILL BEHAVE, AND I CAN HAVE SOME FUN EXPLORING YOU BEAUTIFUL BODY LITTLE BUTTERFLY. (:.

Wine-”OH, MY DARLING, I’LL HAVE YOU GASPING, BEGGING, PLEADING FOR ME AS I GRIN AT YOU WHILE YOU SHIVER FOR MY TOUCH, AND BY THE END I’LL HAVE YOU SCREAMING.”

Princess Doodle - Day 11: Papyrus as Rapunzel

Long ass hair? On my skeleton? It’s more likely than you think! Rapunzel really fits both canon and some parts of fanon I’ve seen around when it comes to Papyrus, I agree! That’s a very fun match!

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Ah, well, when Monsters came to the surface and began their negotiations with Humans for a place to live, one of the first things Asgore did (with Edge’s help) was work out how to establish funds for the Monster community. If there is one lesson that Underfell taught it was that it’s wise to make yourself indispensable and Monsters did have some of their own tech to offer (and patent) that would be sought after. Not all Humans have adjusted well to Monsters living amongst them, true, but they have plenty to offer the city of Ebott and are very welcome by the city government.

So, all Monsters get a basic living wage and Monsters who are employed obviously get more money. Edge bought his car first and yes, it was the same cherry-red convertible he owns now, the fulfillment of an old childhood wish. A car was a necessity, but he may as well get the one he wanted. He drove it off the lot paid in full and drove around for hours with the top down and the sun overhead.

The motorcycle was pure self-indulgence. He’d never say it, but let’s face it, motorcycles are cool. It’s completely unnecessary. He never takes the bike to work, he drives it on his days off and with a helmet and a leather jacket on, no one knows he’s a Monster. Edge is not ashamed of who he is by any means, but sometimes it’s nice to just…take a ride. Feel the rumble of the engine between your legs, hear it roar as you go hit the highway. Especially nowadays since he can take Stretch with him.  

Edge learned to drive the way most Monsters did: driver’s training that was set up by the Embassy for any Monsters who were interested in getting their license. The Human woman who did his training started out petrified and ended at asking for his phone number. Edge declined to give it to her; he’d completed his test with flying colors, so he didn’t feel he needed any extra training and he was a little perturbed at how disappointed she was. Honestly, a 98% is a perfectly good score.  

Stretch stopped trying to take the test on his second attempt on the grounds that he’d murdered enough traffic cones. Upgrading to people was probably not the right path to take.

He’s reached his wits end and finally snaps

Puppy kisses are always appreciated! Thank you ;3;

The line is: “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

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“ta-daaa!” Stretch sang as he came out of the bathroom. He spun in a circle to show off the costume he’d picked out. 

Edge looked him over for a moment before raising an eyebrow. “What exactly is it that I’m looking at?”

The question made his smile fall. How could Edge not know what he was looking at? 

“isn’t it obvious?” he asked. “here, this might help.” He slipped the mask on and struck a pose. 

Through the mesh-covered eye holes, he saw Edge nod. “So you’re Spiderman?”

“spider--!” Stretch huffed and ripped off the mask. “edge, do you seriously not know who deadpool is?”

Edge hummed. “Oh, yes. I remember that movie now. It was alright.”

Stretch groaned and staggered forward dramatically to lean into Edge as if he was losing his strength. “why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

Edge wrapped his arms around Stretch, holding him up easily. “I do appreciate it, love. Most of the time. I’m sorry that I didn’t know which character you were cosplaying. This costume is very similar to Spiderman.”

It was just a simple fact that Edge wasn’t into superhero movies, even ones as awesome as Deadpool. He’d gone on an entire rant after the first Avengers movie that the amount of economic damage was irresponsible and, at least most of the time, avoidable. 

Stretch supposed he’d grown up having to be the hero instead of dreaming about being one, and he couldn’t quite appreciate the idea of having the few stand up for the many when he already did that.

It was just one of the many things he loved about Edge. 

“i’ll forgive you this time,” he said softly, putting his weight back on his own two feet. “but you’re still going to come with me, right?”

Edge nodded. “Of course. How else am I going to keep you safe?”

Comic-Con wasn’t that dangerous, but Stretch let him get away with it because there were going to be a lot of humans there. His baby would feel more comfortable being there just on the off chance that something did happen. 

The Cherry Coral is Returned | The Road to Recovery Begins | Epidose III: A New Hope

*When Vex opens the shop, she asks the Cherry Coral who was returned if he’d like to stay in her apron pocket or in his treasure cave for the day. He opts for the treasure cave, something he’s been doing more often, and Vex smiles at his progress. She places the Cherry Coral and his snake plush Esperanza into the box under the desk where he prefers to hide, but he waves his hand to get her attention.

*Vex leans down and the little Cherry Coral quietly asks if he can sit on top of the counter today. Vex places his box securely on the counter where the Cherry Coral can view the whole shop if he wishes. She tells him to let her know if he’d like to move again, and he nods. He’s going to do it. Today... he is going to meet people!

*Feeling a bit exposed, the Cherry Coral peeks over the top lip of the box looking around to see if anyone in the shop looks safe to say hello to. Esperanza helps him look with her blue button eyes.

*There!

*The Cherry Coral has seen Ilichtda visiting the nursery. Edgar likes him, and the hatchlings are always very excited when he shows up. The Cherry Coral raises a hand that trembles with nerves and waves at Ilichtda, ducking down immediately. When he peers out again, Ilichtda is patiently waiting outside the nursery, and gives him a kind smile and finger wave in return when he appears.

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*When Crysta offers some warm cuddles and purrs, the Cherry Coral actually accepts, provided that Esperanze is also invited (she is!). The purrs are very soothing to the Cherry Coral and though he’s not quite ready for smooches, this physical contact gives him a bit more confidence. Plus, Crysta smells really nice, and he likes that.

@crysta-cub

*The Cherry Coral is relaxed after his snuggles and purrs with Crysta. When you approach with Rubeus, he actually appears very alert and curious, a huge change from his previous listless demeanor. He’s especially interested in how happy and well cared for Rubeus is. You brought him to the shop, and he isn’t worried that you’re returning him? That means you must be a great owner, and if that’s true... maybe there is someone who would want... to have... and keep... a Cherry Coral... like... him...

*Vex watches as the Cherry Coral waves the letter to the kitsune, asking for it to be read to him (his owner never taught him to read). The words in the letter bring happy tears to his eyes, which he is careful not to get on the soft sweater that he pulls over his head. People do want him? Not as a joke? Not to tease him? People would let him... be in their home? Part of their... family? With cuddles and everything? This is a lot to think about and discuss with Esperanza, but he allows himself to be given a very careful cuddle. Cuddles, he decides, are nice!

@tails-and-scales

*Vex points the Redimese (such a cutie) towards the Cherry Coral, who is actually leaning out of his box nest by now to see the visitors who want to offer him words of encouragement. Nobody laughs at him. Nobody mocks him. Nobody calls him sniveling or clingy. Even this anxious Redimese is treated with respect and care, not scorn. The Cherry Coral understands that the Redimese might be nervous around so many people under the bright lights of the shop. He knows he is, so he offers a hug from Esperanza and, after a deep calming breath to gather his courage, one from him too.

@soulsinbottles

*The day is winding down in the shop, and the little Cherry Coral sees a few more visitors have come to see him before Vex closes for the night. Each lamia gives him plenty of space, making sure to approach one at a time to offer him a meaningful gift. The chocolate and the heated blanket are wonderful, and he plans to share them with Esperanza later. The hoodie fabric is soft, and having a book read to him in a Krait’s soothing voice sounds wonderful, but the hand picked shinies make his eyes widen. It is clear that these are from a personal treasure stash!

*The Cherry Coral doesn’t know how to react. He begins to feel a bit overwhelmed by the attention and acceptance. He starts to doubt himself and scoots under his blankets, hiding. Understanding that he needs some time, you make small talk with Vex before leaving for the night. At home, in his nest, two crimson eyelights glow in the darkness. The Cherry Coral has a lot to think about...

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