#cryptovariables

   Today's the day of the (somewhat rushed but still meticulously planned) wedding and Gideon couldn't be any more proud of where his accomplishments lay at this very moment. Here he stands at the alter, adjusting his white bowtie and waiting for his bride-to-be to inevitably come walking down the aisle.

   Except... There's definitely something missing here. No, it's not the obvious lack of guests (no one would've wanted to come) or the lack of Mabel, his bride ('she's just nervous,' Gideon reminds himself). The ex-psychic looks around the room once more before settling on the alter. Or rather, what's not behind the alter.

   Right, the reverend. Gideon has to force himself not to roll his eyes before moving behind the thing, spotting the man hunched over with his back to him, doing god knows what.