Jun 21, 2022
Star Slash: Yo! What the fuck?! That could have hit me!
Crypta: That was kinda the point.
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Star Slash: Yo! What the fuck?! That could have hit me!
Crypta: That was kinda the point.
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Mythsia: Woah, are you ok?! What’s wrong?!
Crypta: Oh, nothing much. Just accidentally bound my soul to that of someone who should have been fictional, but somehow isn’t, and is now stuck with me for the foreseeable future.
Mythsia: ...I’m sorry I asked.
Crypta: Fucking hell, you’ve grown a lot since I last saw you... and you changed your fur too! I almost didn’t recognize you!
Frozen Teeth: That’s kind of the point.
Frozen Teeth: Ah, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Crypta: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
Crypta: Our mom did it, and I'm not a serial killer yet.
Tad: You always add yet at the end of that sentence.
Crypta: Just trying to keep my options open.
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Crypta: *wearing a very sparkly, non-intimidating outfit, in a place she definitely shouldn’t be in*
Raging Fire: Who the hell are you?
Crypta: Well, I wanted to say “the villain in your worst nightmare,” but given my outfit I don’t think that’s appropriate.
Raging Fire: .....
Crypta: Maybe a mildly infuriating character from an anxiety dream?
Crypta, reading an outdated Evil Overlord Instruction Manual from the Sexist Old Days: hmm, says here I need to acquire an Evil Queen to assist me in my Rule of Terror and General Administrative Duties. I must follow what the Manual says
Mythsia, who has an extremely obvious crush on Crypta, and is getting more obvious every day: umm. ma’am. 😳 I would like to apply for that position 👉👈
Crypta: Excellent! This is why I hired you, because you are a Real Go-Getter