#cryptidlife

Putting the✨ pathetic ✨in empathetic since 1803

UFOs and cryptids are just the Fae folk putting on blinky lights and making themselves blurry to say relevant

Stop trying to gender me I am a vaguely humanoid figure made out of things beyond your comprehension.

I've recently discovered that a majority of people perceive my hair as different colours. Sometimes blue, or green, but others brown, or blond.

Getting ready to build a fort in the woods, it's gonna be a real spooky summer

No one can agree about whether or not I wear glasses