#cryptidcule

luke is oh so careful to make sure the boys collars aren’t too tight that it’ll scar but sometimes they’re just so excited they choke themselves on their leashes a little so there’s marks left… conn secretly likes having luke fuss over the marks when he takes the collars off and notices them, he also likes frankie licking at them in apology if he knows he’s the reason conn pulled on his leash

conn & frankie being even more attached at the hip than normal after a game against jersey cause they miss luke soooo much and need to be cuddled up and pawing at each other 24/7 to compensate for the lack of having him around - knight & lardis who genuinely think they’ve been traumatized or something and that’s why they’re acting so soft and clingy so they start treating the two a little differently which only makes conn & frank miss luke more which adds to their weird behavior, do you see the weird behavior hawks cycle happening

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i think quinn is in on it because he's got his own little group of guys that he's involved with so luke went to him for advice. jack is the only one out of the loop on it because a good handful of hawks have figured it out by now (courtesy loudmouth 1 and loudmouth 2) and even some of the devils have their suspicions... but anyhow, connor leaves jack on read for about four days before finally replying "ion know bruh" and shutting his phone off b4 jack calls LOL

luke and his puppies and their collars... he's definitely making them get each other off while they're leashed even if he knows it's gonna leave marks. his sweet pups are just so eager to get their paws on one another. connie always pulls extra hard because he knows luke likes to watch him choke just a little bit, especially while frankie's mounting him and putting his paws allllll over conn

he/she girlboy jack real as fuck and should be shown to the masses!! nico who calls jack his sweet girl, his angel, his sweetheart, and meanwhile jack is committing war crime levels of bullshit and tormenting everyone around them but nobody can say anything unless they wanna run suicides til they drop cause nico doesn’t play about his perfect princess. nico’s a little (a lot) unhinged about jack but like that’s his babygirlboy so it’s okay

quinn daydreaming about sugar daddy kirill cause he makes a lot of money right? like at least a thousand a year… matt how much do you make? oh wowwowow are you richer than kirill then?? bolds gripping the steering wheel planning how he’s gonna slip quinn melatonin gummies like a parent with a kid the second they get home

matt boldy secret sadomasochist who nearly yelps with joy when quinn starts crying and saying he really can’t take it anymore before he spills all over the couch… bolds lowkey evil if he gets the chance and nobody ever suspects him so when he starts to really punish quinn it’s got all his partners entranced

conn catches luke writing notes down about the lore after their conversation ends so he can try and remember better and has to go hide in the bathroom to cry a bit. he’s so loved, his partners care so much, he’s lightheaded with it

conn sneaking his hand down luke’s pants as he does his nightly crossword puzzles, telling luke not to stop what he’s doing cause it’s hot - frank, oblivious to what he’s missing, guys istg im gonna find the angry birds ceo and beat him with a hockey stick for making these stupid chud ass pigs so hard to beat

frank who can’t even get himself to jerk off without telling luke cause he feels too guilty about it… oh yeah he’s pathetic like that

SLEEPY KITTY FRANKIE YESYESYES he’s one of those people that feels so safe and comforted by having his partners around that he’s conked out the second they even suggest a nap or watching something on tv together… he’s so warm and safe and his boys are watching over him so sue him he’s gonna curl up and sleep a little (seven hours straight)

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no it's okay we can be cringe together twin. insert young old man luke hughes trying to be swag with his tongue tongue sahoor

no actually can we all get on this asap. it was feminization before but now jack is very comfortable with she/her and fem terms being used on her. she loves it. truly. and nico is very very supportive, always switching between he and she whenever he talks about jack because he wants his baby to feel comfortable in how he identifies!!! however, his "sweet angel baby girl" is currently threatening people. it's making everyone uncomfortable actually

wowowowoww i bet kirill makes like a hundred dollars a year wow... wonder what he even does with all that money... matt you make like two hundred a year right? gosh i could never... can you even imagine? while bolds is actively panicking and thinking maybe quinn really has been fucked stupid too many times

SADOMASOCHIST MEAN DOM MATT BOLDY. quinn is crying so hard his whole body is shaking, and after matt does a quick check in to make sure he has consent to keep going because hey he may be evil but he's not a monster, he punishes quinn so hard he genuinely cannot walk. like his legs are way too shaky and his body is way too tired. cue really tender aftercare like always <3 kirill and fabes are extra gentle when talking to quinn too cuz they know he's a little sensitive after

connor bedard who cries really hard in secret over being loved genuinely. luke is taking such good care to try and remember all his stupid brainrot stuff that connor nearly begs him to speed up the wedding date because he needs to be luke's husband so badly

conn is giving lukey a handy over being smart and luke is too caught up on the fact that frankie just used chud as an insult after saying it was a term of endearment for nick. he's very suspicious now... but oh well, connor's hand feels really nice, so he has more important things to worry about.

my anxious puppy frank LMFAO. he's so awkward about it when he does ask too

nico loves jack with his shitty music taste and all and absolutely nobody understands it. luke wishes nico would stop giving the jack the princess treatment 24/7 cause maybe jack would learn to be better if nico put him in his place but sadly for luke that is nicos babygirl who can do no wrong and will get away with everything

quinn: wow is that what j look like when j stare at fabes when he talks about plays? jesus maybe i should fix that…. luke: oh my god why is having a best friend the worst thing to ever happen to me what do you mean i have to commit to one person to be the closest to me can’t i just not?????? jack: unconscious drooling on the floor nico, in sweden stalking jacks implant: guys? someone? jack? someone help my princess I think she fell over

minny sits him down for extension talk and he forgets they’re talking about millions so he goes “oh wow I make nine thousand a year?? that’s so much! thanks guys!” while bolds is in the corner wondering if he should have quinn concussion screened even if it’s the offseason

matt boldy dirty talk master absolutely making shit worse as quinn withers and whimpers under him all while being told he can’t cum until bolds does… bolds who can hold out the longest between the four… bolds who knows he already came this morning cause fabes had his mouth on him before he was even conscious so he can Definitely hold out longer than quinn… bolds who’s waiting for quinn to break so he can punish quinn and get the other two in on it

omg conn lighting up all happy and smiley to tell spence about the new lore im sickkk they’re so cute connor who loves to explain lore to luke multiple times cause he gets to find out what parts stuck, luke interrupting to go “oh wait yeah and then he gets married right?” and conn is ecstatic cause YES yes he remembered !! he pays attention to what i have to say !! he’s learning my brainrot !!

luke crossword puzzle warrior is real to me. conn can never figure out the words that the puzzle is trying to explain but luke somehow always gets it and spells it right?? connie is so enamored with him. he’s so great. bestest owner ever…. conn getting horned up watching luke use his smarts like that hhhggg real to me (meanwhile frank is bitching out green pigs on the other side of luke cause he keeps losing a level)

frankie making a mental note to NEVER jerk off without asking luke first cause this is such a heavy punishment but really luke wouldn’t subject frankie to this level he just knows conn is a whore who likes it and if that gag slipped out all that would come out of him is moans

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lord... welcome back my beloved anon who is no longer an anon to me HELP

jack can get away with anything, including but not limited to: listening to drake, bombing the white house, mass murder, bank robbery, and being a snotty little brat. nico is so in love with his sweet girl that he just can't get mad at her, he really can't... pushing out the boygirl jack agenda btw. my he/she mascfem boygirl jack<3

IM CRYING hey ? guys ? is jack alive or like. haha (laugh of a man that will crazy psycho axe murder you if he finds out you hurt his boygirlfriend.)

not even. quinnesota wild contract where he gets drumroll please.... 9 whole dollars a year. he's content with it because that means his boyfriends can just take care of him and he's very :] about that. bolds is very concerned and insists quinn needs some sleep when they get home because this is probably a side effect of him being so sleep deprived (because they're fucking at all hours of the night, it's not even really quinn's fault anymore)

matt plays sooo dirty during sex, he's making sure it's absolute hell for quinn. he's got kirill between quinn's legs while fabes is making out with him, playing with his nipples (which are extremely sensitive) and just toying with him until he can't take it anymore. he's unfortunately very eager to punish quinn even harder

the second luke cuts connor off because he remembers a detail, connor actually tears up. he's so embarrassed, but it makes him so happy because that means that luke is actually listening, not just letting conn yap without actually caring what he's saying

unfairly good at crosswords. it's ridiculous and it pisses both his puppies off. connor is definitely bricked that his owner is so much smarter than him while frankie is too busy talking about "these fat green bastards in my way"...

it’s literally normal to book the most expensive fanciest restaurant to celebrate the anniversary of your situationship what are you even on aboutttttt that’s normal behavior- I think quinn would judge him very hard on this because quinn likes clear cut communication and cannot do halfway commitments

PAW PRINT WEDDING BANDS OH MY GOOD GOD YOUR BRAIN luke who had to find out the pups ring sizes and searched for the perfect rings for months but is still like “well what if they say no… what if this is a mistake.. what if they leave” and then conn finds the box and cries so hard he nearly throws up feeling so loved and Known and soft about it which is weird for him since usually frankie is the softer of the two. frank running around the apartment when conn tells him about the rings, bouncing off the walls, cannot stop smiling, soooo giddy his life dreams are all coming true (plotting on how to trade luke to the hawks so they can be together all the time forever forever). they start joking around and luke nearly has a heart attack cause he swearssss he hid that box last time they came over..

quinn, bent over kirills thighs getting his back rubbed, telling luke that he’ll have someone check on him so he looks over at bolds who’s busy getting cock warmed by fabes who only concedes to go check on luke when quinn pulls out his LETHAL puppy dog eyes (hc that all three hughes boys have wicked puppy dog eyes)

CUM IS THICKER THAN BLOOD OMFG and jack is very serious about that. he’s the embodiment of that audio that’s like “what happened to my panties? you understand i gotta leave you right? It’s not personal, it’s pussy” only it’s His pussy and His panties that are gone cause nico is standing there waiting to carry him to bed bridal style

bedsy begging luke to give him an extra hour of screen time over text while frank snores louder than a chainsaw next to him, luke telling him no ♡ and asking if he knows what a chud is because nick just texted him telling him to get frank to stop calling him that at practice - frank rereads all the messages in the morning and tells luke not to worry about what he calls nick cause it’s a term of endearment (liar) and prays conn doesn’t text luke in a separate chat to snitch on him (he does, just to see frankie get punished #asshole)

hey I unironically say yo and swag like nearly daily… i will never be caught dabbing tho that is beneath me and everyone else should feel the same way. I do like luke using 2013 slang almost only and both frank & conn are like “wtf why do you talk like that?? isn’t it harder to learn this shit than what’s popular?? what is your social media even about???”

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nico getting hard just seeing jack's bra strap slip down his shoulder, dangle just below his sleeve where he can see it.. as soon as they get home, jack becomes the meal. of course, he's always been nico's favorite meal, he's the appetizer, the entree, AND the dessert

my autistic blunt quinn. he does not understand how luke's brain works at all even if they've been around each other so much their entire lives. luke is planning these big things out and asking quinn for advice and quinn is like dude i don't know i'm in a committed polycule you're telling me this is just a situationship i can't help you

luke is panicking and speeding up his proposal because oh god they have to know did they hack his phone are they spying on him??? my anxious tall puppy he is panicking so sos ooo bad over it.

i think quinny especially has some crazy puppy eyes when he's not viewing the demons of hell... like you can't say no to him, you just can't, he's a really good pouter too, all pretty lips and big eyes... god. someone needs to put a baby in him and i volunteer if his boyfriends don't. bolds checks on luke very briefly, gives him some tylenol or imodium, makes sure he's not dying so he can run back and get someone back on his dick asap. he was not a fan of being pulled away from brock at that moment whatsoever, so he makes quinn apologize by sucking him off

IM CRYINGGG IT AINT PERSONAL ITS PUSSY!!! as soon as nico calls jack is darting off like a cartoon character to get his ass destroyed

conn pleading with luke please just one more hour tung tung tung sahur and ballerina cappucina are about to get married LUKE PLEASE YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. frankie is wrapped around conn's waist like a vice like he is NOT letting go whatsoever, so connor is left there trying to fall asleep without knowing what happens to the big triple t 💔 he's so distraught how is he supposed to sleep without seeing the next part. connie texting luke to let him know frank is being bad... chef's kiss, onigiri.

nico forcefemming jack but it’s not even forced cause jack gets giddy and smiley when nico sends him fresh baby pink lingerie and a purple vibrator to use.. pretty boy jack putty in nicos hands who gets off on jack talking about how big and broad and strong his captain is and how he could neverrrrr sustain himself without nico around to take care of him (halfway a truth)

luke calling jack from across the hall going “i need you to take me to the er im dying” and jacks busy vacuuming the new persian rug nico bought him to hear luke correctly so he just tells him they can play cod later and hangs up as lukes close to death

oughhhh they’re so soft and tender with each other and would never admit it. thinking about pup conn curling up in anything of luke & frankies he can find around his house when he misses them but in a totally bro way. and frank checking their group chat every ten seconds if he’s not directly with one of them cause he needs to know if they’re talking but in a super normal man bro guy way. luke pretends he’s not madly in love with them but it’s honestly useless atp and he’s accepted it but still refuses to say it. so what if he keeps pictures of them three as his phone background and maybe some polaroids of each pup in his wallet that’s literally normal tf

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no yeah like what even is a serious relationship? don't ask luke hughes, he doesn't know... totally. haha no fucking the same two people and saying you love them isn't a relationship what? like yeah he knows their bodies more intimately than his own, but that doesn't mean anything you guys come on. at this point, people online are actually starting to speculate about their relationship together because maybe they really weren't with any girls but just each other

forcefem jack where the force isn't there... drooling. he makes such a pretty girl i swear, if nico doesn't doll him up nice and pretty every so often at the very least, he's wasting a big opportunity. jack's basically some pretty brunette who'd be lost without nico and makes sure he knows it. he also loves getting to dress up in lingerie and letting nico use toys on him... pillow princess forcefem nicojack

jack's response being "yeah dude like i'll hop on cod with you later no worries?" and hanging up is so funny to me. he would not gaf whatsoever even if he had heard luke correctly because he's got another package arriving from nico ♡

bro in the clip luke goes “yeah sometimes i sign for packages for him cause he gets so many” and they live across the hall from each other… thinking about luke seeing nicos name on the labels and wondering why tf jack isn’t paying for shit when he makes more than enough but meanwhile jack is twirling around his apartment in the brand new wardrobe nico just bought him for being a good boy (he didn’t snark at their coach no matter how badly he wanted to, nico could see his restraint being used) - i also want a sugar daddy so bad work is the devil

jack is actually the worst brother when it comes to luke… people think they’re sooo close and in tune with each other but luke could be withering on the floor in pain like he got shot and jack would chalk it up to being sore from a game instead of asking what’s wrong.. the only thing jack does right is coming to help clean lukes apartment since we all know jack is fkn neat freak

camera sex yes yes yes yes !!! [inserts video phone by beyoncé] I think luke would have frankie get on conn’s thighs so he can grind against him while luke tells them both where to put their hands or how fast to go - but after a dom drop he’d want to play more safe than rough which I think the pups are more than happy with, getting a little sappy with it, kissing and licking more than biting and scratching, making sure they’re telling luke how much they appreciate him since they know he was struggling hhggggg as much as I love painfreaks cryptidcule I love them soft and mushy too

PS THANK YOU FOR THE PLAYLIST ITS MAGNIFICENT OMGGGGG she will be loved being on there… ilysm making me wanna make my own cryptidcule playlist

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luke hughes runs a tight ship on those boys. they are not allowed to have more than 5 hours of screen a day and the only reason it's that high is so they can call for a good amount of time. yes, he installs parental controls on their phones. no, that doesn't mean their getting serious, why would it? they're just a couple of guys having sex, like, so what...

jack's giggling and kicking his feet (because nico just bought him a new set of really fucking expensive lingerie and some new sex toys) and luke is just... watching. he's not exactly a fan of jack being a moocher because it's not how they were raised, but he seems happy, and nico is overjoyed to through jack his card, so he supposes he can let it slide...

"luke is drowning" "this ain't about him." LMFAO, luke gets food poisoning and genuinely thinks he's gonna die, rolling around on the floor and groaning, and jack's just like DAMN!!! guess trouba musta got him good huh!!!! and leaves the room to go do luke's laundry and clean his kitchen

soft cryptidcule <3333 they're so in love they just won't admit it like normal people. conn not even leaving marks on frankie because they're more interested in getting each other off in front of luke to cheer him up that neither bother in marking each other<3

the eyes are very wag coded especially in the way he’ll side eye people talking in interviews… like ik you have so much on your mind babygirl but you’re choosing niceness and thats better than your fuckass brother does

Idk if you’ve seen the clip where ellen says all three of her sons can cook but I hold that thought very dear to my heart, yes I still think jack would be the worst at it and luke the best meanwhile quinn is somewhere in between where he can cook certain things really well but then he tries to make one of fabers stupid minnesota recipes and nearly burns the apartment down cause he can’t read a thermometer correctly

on the topic of clips I think about a lot - the clip where jack & luke are asked what they spend the most money on and jack lowkey admits to having a shopping addiction while luke says he just buys takeout all the time.. like three meals a day he’ll get food delivered and I just think that makes him cooking for frank & conn so much more meaningful. he whips out his cooking skills and his pups Know they’re about to eat good as hell (also hc that luke takes care of other people more than himself but doesn’t even realize it)

dumbass jack shrugging at lukes teary eyes while he’s watching captain america…? what’s so sad about that? oh whatever lukes always been weird abt emotions - meanwhile luke is gripping the seat wondering if Zeus himself is about to strike down this plane because clearly he’s that bad of a dom

only to get home and see everything’s fine and conn & frankie are wagging their tails so so happy lukes called them as they munch on the cookies he made them and are wrapped up in his blanket while conn has one of his hoodies on and franks got a pair of his way-too-long joggers on

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nico trapped in the hell that is new jersey with his idiot boyfriend... unfortunately, he is right where he wants to be

luke choosing to bite his tongue is so funny to me. let your bitch out girl it's okay. let it out. LET IT OUT !!!

yeah no i honestly think luke doesn't care about what he eats half as much as the way he cares about what conn and frankie eat... like yeah he'll eat mcdonalds twice in a day but if frankie even suggests that, luke will spank him. like he is just... so strict about them eating well. jack having a shopping situation is just fueling my ideas of nico essentially being jack's sugar daddy and buying him everything he wants even though jack could buy it himself. god how i yearn to have a sugar daddy i say HALF JOKINGLY (jerseys are expensive and i want jerseys 💔)

luke starting to full on sob in the middle of happy gilmore and jack is like yeah i mean like it's a little bit sad for like 2 seconds but this is a bit much. u gotta chill out.

well okay first nicojack mini yap, yes I agree jack is the Worst and such a whiny little bitch who’s too stupid to know how to help himself and everyone on the devils is like “neeks why on earth do you like him” but nico takes great pride in jack relying on him for everything cause power dynamics bb

luke texting bolds (since they roomed together back in 22 for juniors & I hc them as friends) for the recipe for the dog biscuits and luke making sure to tweak them to fit conn & frankies taste since 1) diet restrictions but more importantly 2) they both eat like they’re still ten and can’t handle a vegetable unless luke sneaks it into the food (which he does very often)

lardis is an unfortunate last name for someone as hot as nick… 7630 testing the waters with pain cause conn has started to rave about it (now that he has people who know he won’t shut up about luke & frankie, poor nick is about to muzzle him) buttt spence & nick realizing very quickly they don’t like pain in that way and turn to something much softer and slower… nick would be soooo painstakingly slow with spence, getting him crying and unable to speak before he lets up even a little bit

thinking very deeply about dom drop luke this morning… kinda angsty but I can see how much pain he dishes out to the pups kinda fucking him if he’s not fully in the right headspace for it or feeling like his aftercare was rushed because he had a plane to catch or hotel to get back to cause jack kept texting asking where he was

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nico said well. at least the pussy is good. he also does really love being able to take care of jack, he's just overall a really caring person and getting to take care of a pretty boy is his heaven truly. however for the sake of things i'm going to call jack ugly. amen

conn and frankie still eating like little kids... you get me (see: bedmint peanut allergy ask), he's constantly sneaking little bits of cauliflower and carrots in whatever they eat, slipping veggies in their sandwiches so they get some actual nutrition, etc etc. i think lukey would have an amazing time baking for them though, he's so wife to me.

MY FUCKING LARDCHUD. so beautiful and ur name is lard. i'd sue. conn yapping nicky's ear off about pain is so funny to me though.. him and spence trying so hard to be pain freaks but they're just so soft on each other they have a really hard time hurting each other in any way... they have the most romantic, tender sex ever #inmymind. the freakiest they get is praise and nick calling spence his puppy

dom drop luke...dttm this hurrrtttss. he feels guilty for hurting them even if they wanted it and that feeling only gets worse when he has to rush out with hardly any aftercare because of his dickhead brother pestering him about hurrying up :( poor baby oh my god. he's def gonna facetime him as soon as he's alone