good morning sid !! deepest apologies for disappearing last night I fell asleep after talking an edible 💀 anyway back on my cryptidcule bullshit
well okay first nicojack mini yap, yes I agree jack is the Worst and such a whiny little bitch who’s too stupid to know how to help himself and everyone on the devils is like “neeks why on earth do you like him” but nico takes great pride in jack relying on him for everything cause power dynamics bb
luke texting bolds (since they roomed together back in 22 for juniors & I hc them as friends) for the recipe for the dog biscuits and luke making sure to tweak them to fit conn & frankies taste since 1) diet restrictions but more importantly 2) they both eat like they’re still ten and can’t handle a vegetable unless luke sneaks it into the food (which he does very often)
lardis is an unfortunate last name for someone as hot as nick… 7630 testing the waters with pain cause conn has started to rave about it (now that he has people who know he won’t shut up about luke & frankie, poor nick is about to muzzle him) buttt spence & nick realizing very quickly they don’t like pain in that way and turn to something much softer and slower… nick would be soooo painstakingly slow with spence, getting him crying and unable to speak before he lets up even a little bit
thinking very deeply about dom drop luke this morning… kinda angsty but I can see how much pain he dishes out to the pups kinda fucking him if he’s not fully in the right headspace for it or feeling like his aftercare was rushed because he had a plane to catch or hotel to get back to cause jack kept texting asking where he was
- 🍙 (for your consideration, I’ve been listening to ‘til death do us part by nessa barrett thinking about cryptidcule since last night & you might enjoy too)
nico said well. at least the pussy is good. he also does really love being able to take care of jack, he's just overall a really caring person and getting to take care of a pretty boy is his heaven truly. however for the sake of things i'm going to call jack ugly. amen
conn and frankie still eating like little kids... you get me (see: bedmint peanut allergy ask), he's constantly sneaking little bits of cauliflower and carrots in whatever they eat, slipping veggies in their sandwiches so they get some actual nutrition, etc etc. i think lukey would have an amazing time baking for them though, he's so wife to me.
MY FUCKING LARDCHUD. so beautiful and ur name is lard. i'd sue. conn yapping nicky's ear off about pain is so funny to me though.. him and spence trying so hard to be pain freaks but they're just so soft on each other they have a really hard time hurting each other in any way... they have the most romantic, tender sex ever #inmymind. the freakiest they get is praise and nick calling spence his puppy
dom drop luke...dttm this hurrrtttss. he feels guilty for hurting them even if they wanted it and that feeling only gets worse when he has to rush out with hardly any aftercare because of his dickhead brother pestering him about hurrying up :( poor baby oh my god. he's def gonna facetime him as soon as he's alone
i actually used to fw nessa barrett pretty heavily and jxdn... weird time in my life, but you know. i know what song u mean i just don't even remember it omg... have to go relisten. maybe make a cryptidcule playlist!
