#cryptid billy

Constantine while scrunching his eyes at Batman: That fucking bat that i hate.

Cryptid Hal who was just now fretting over his wings stopping and looking at Constantine then back at Batman: That fucking bat that i hate, That fucking bat that i hate, That fucking bat that i hate!! :D

Constantine, who was pretty sure that some members of the League said that Hal can't speak so well anymore: WHAT—

(i can do more skits like this if you wanna read it :3)

I’m dying at Hal being an annoying lil parroter

Plot twist;

Constantine: The bat that I like

Billy, who just came back from the dead: 

Seal Billy:

Otter Billy:

Cheetah Billy:

Bat Billy:

Bonus! Cryptid bird Hal :D

Billy is about to snitch too, and yes Hal as a annoying parrot fits him a lot now, he just mimics sounds back in phrases to talk to people now. Would his parrot behavior mean that he screeches at people and stomps his talons at whatever he is standing on? Yes, yes he does exactly that.

Bruce, sighing for the third time that day: Green Lantern, can you for the love of Ra stop stealing stuff? And return th—

Gets interrupted by Hal doing a bird screech while puffing his feathers, glaring daggers at Bruce

Okay, unironically a fan of BruHal stuff bc artists do make it look fun and I’m just imagining Bruce getting hella annoyed by Hal and Hal gets all mopey cause Bruce doesn’t appreciate his dances or singing. Yknow what I’m talking about