#crypticcandyman

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@crypticcandyman​ asked: (Canon scene meme) How'd the Doctor feel when he was elected as Lord President of Gallifrey?

TL;DR:

No but seriously:

I think all sorts of emotions ran through his mind. Consider that it wasn’t the first time he was offered the job - he actually became Lord President during his tenure as Four, and held the title for an unspecified period (although I think by the time he regenerates into Five, he isn’t anymore). 

Unlike Four, however, whose presence was always felt in a room and who, I think, had the potential to manage the position quite well despite his immature nature, Five is considerably different. While maintaining his confidence about him - albeit a quiet one - he seldom appreciates being the centre of everybody’s attention, and he knew that he was, above all else, a renegade traveller, and someone who would have been as suited to ruling Gallifrey as a cat is suited to water. He understood that accepting would have meant the end of his days in the TARDIS, and he was in no way prepared to sacrifice everything he had for a job that he didn’t want.

There is also the fact that The Doctor has suffered at the hands of the Time Lords - Two was essentially put on trial by them and “executed”, as well as exiled - and as much as Five is willing to be civil with them, he hasn’t forgotten what they did to him, as well as their inherently selfish and superior-thinking nature. Five is not one of them, and he is perfectly aware of that, and the last thing he wants is to place himself in a situation where he is given the opportunity to BECOME one of them.

bell on the door dings at the entrance of a stranger -- a tired stranger, who’s looking worst for ware. he heavily seats himself at one of the stools. was the stranger away this was a candy bar and not a liquor bar? who knows. perhaps its best if he hadn’t realized.

though, this question is soon answered.  “ what’s the strongest chocolate you got? ”  James sighs out, drumming his fingers somewhat anxiously on the counter top, stressed.

Two's out here being horny on main.

@crypticcandyman​ asked: Pop Quiz! [X]

Two has always taken his tea and coffee without sugar, but after the events of The Moonbase (in case you don’t know, a neurotropic virus was planted into the base’s sugar supply by the Cybermen) the idea of having either of them even a little sweet is just a big no for him.

@heavensmostterrifyingweapon​ asked: 👂 Yes so much :D

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I really enjoy seeing your writing. Your portrayals of both Doctors 2 and 5 are just amazing. In your writing you do so well to capture the speaking patterns of both, and that is a very admirable thing. Keep it up!

Willy Wonka has always been a favourite of mine and your portrayal of him is just wonderful, genuinely. 

Two still needs to fix the factory window and have his access to the Great Glass Elevator confiscated but that’s for another time.