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Hazel rolls up to the next Lords' meeting with these bad boys on, what's Karl doing

Donna and Hazel were up half the night painting these bad boys and at the meeting the following day

Alcina's purses her lips because she thinks they're childish and not something a grown young woman should be sporting

Salvatore is both impressed at the artistry and put out because nobody ever paints his nails

Angie angrily reminds him that they don't bother anymore because he kept forgetting to let the laquer set first and always ended up ruining it

Karl personally thinks personal adornment is for people with too much free time (unlike SOME people who have Very Important Rebellions Work To Do)

however, he's also a little shit and has to defend his girlfriend who doesn't know it yet comrade so naturally he starts a fight with Alcina about it just to piss her off ("What, so Twigs can't choose to put stupid birds on her nails? Not very feminist of you" and has to duck a five-clawed swipe)

Miranda arrives during the fray and has no idea 1) what the fight's about 2) who started it and 3) will finish it

Collective murmurs of apology

Discovers it's over nail varnish

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Reminds everyone that nail polish is an extravagance of the outside world and not something to be flaunted, especially not to the villagers

More apologies

"El Gato"

The promise of a relaxing, lazy Sunday - one might imagine a warm mug of coffee, cuddles in bed, a well-loved book… but probably not the outrageous scene that was currently unfolding.

This was great!!! Thank you so much, this was hilarious to write. 😆 This is another RE8 one, but from Lady Dimitrescu's pov instead!

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The promise of a relaxing, lazy Sunday - one might imagine a warm mug of coffee, cuddles in bed, a well-loved book… but probably not the outrageous scene that was unfolding.

Buzzing and ear-splitting cackles filled the room as Alcina pinched the bridge of her nose, regretting volunteering to host this month's meeting in the castle.

Thankfully Mother Miranda had yet to arrive to see the embarrassing chaos unfolding.

Crystal jangled loudly and she snapped, "Girls, watch where you're going, don't you dare break my chandelier with that oaf's hammer!"

Her daughters' apologies were half-hearted as they zoomed overhead, Angie still shrieking with laughter atop the hammer that took all three girls to lift.

I didn't really notice him at first, but after digging through wikis, watching lore videos and playing the game for myself, he suddenly became really interesting, and raised so many questions that CAPCOM didn't feel like developing.

He was the village leader a long time ago, but when? Was he always so tall, or did the Cadou mutate him to that height in the same way it affected Lady Dimitrescu? If that was the case, why do his clothes fit him so well? Did he agree with Miranda's actions and aid her in oppressing the village, or did he disagree and end up the way he is now as punishment?

The more questions I had for this guy, the more of a personality he took on in my head until he was a pretty fleshed-out character: someone who deeply loved his family and valued his people's ancient traditions. Like everyone else in the village, he was indoctrinated from birth to revere Miranda, and it was only later in life when he truly started to question her methods, but by then it was far too late. He tried to be a cycle-breaker in some ways by refusing to perpetuate the same physical abuse he endured from his own father by being a deliberately kind and gentle parent to his own daughters, but hierarchically he was bound by Miranda's iron rule to carry out her orders to sometimes mislead his people and facilitate her experimentation.

In Urias' final hours as a cognisant man, he knew he'd been wrong in turning a blind eye to her and her Lords' crimes in order to keep up the status quo and keep his own family out of Miranda's grasp - only to realise he'd been used and discarded himself--hence why he commented about feeling his turning into a lycan was a form of karmic retribution. He was a really, really fun character to write, because in my mind he went from this miniboss with a blank slate of a backstory to this interesting, morally-conflicted character by the end.

I love how even in Minimalist Mode, Astarion is still fancier than Karl.

A+, no notes, pls print and tape to my wall.

Please let us (me, @patchworkgargoyle , @crowtrobotx , and @hell-on-training-wheels ) know which of our ARK: Survival Evolved religions you join.

Eyyyyyy thank you my love <3

(Gonna do like 4 OCs because I'm insane and avoiding the projects I should be working on, so read under the cut for answers!)

These are the three questions:

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)?

Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe?

You and I both know that this is about Brynne.

🌹 How is your oc with flirting? Either receiving or the source?

Being the source: It's accidental more often than not. Slips out. Whoops. Avert thine eyes and laugh it off as a joke. Pay no attention to the sudden and intense blush across the face.

Receiving: She has one of two moods. Either "oh, god, help, I'm being made fun of" or else "gets super stiff and breathless and promptly begins imagining that scene from Pride and Prejudice of Mr. Darcy walking across the windswept moor. Except it's the person flirting with her, dressed in that billowy, open shirt and long coat, regardless of gender.

💮 What are your oc’s best skills?