Crowthazar for the domestic ship thing
If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them
who cooks normally?: Crowley does. Despite the fact he doesn’t need to eat, he likes the way it feels and since he can only trust himself, he took it upon himself to learn how to cook.
how often do they fight?: Real fights? Not too often. They both know better than to physically fight and with them..it’s bantering rather than fighting. And that, they do a lot.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Crowley reigns Hell and uh, Balthazar has ménage a treize? Ahem, he probably does angelic things.
nicknames for each other?: for Balthazar: pet, love, darling, angel, feathers – for Crowley: darling (yes they both do that), Crowls, fool
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They’ll both argue, because either of them wants to pay, but they both want to be courted, too.. it’s tricky.
who steals the covers at night?: Crowley. He steals everything and he gets cold when he’s not in Hell, so he’ll snuggle and steal Balthazar’s warmth too.
what would they get each other for gifts?: Crowley would get Balthazar fine suits, wine, pralines and Balthazar would get ties, chocolate and a nice, expensive and shiny watch.Â
who remembers things?: They both have lived so long, a forgotten date is nothing. Though Crowley claims he remembers everything.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Crowley would find the one who did it, torture him and burn him alive. Balthazar would heal Crowley, probably lock the person responsible away for the rest of their lives. No inflicting pain though.
who kissed who first?: Crowley kissed Balthazar because even for a flirty idiot, he’s slow and Crowley needed him to stop talking
who made the first move?: They both. They’re both horny little shits, so the second the angel/demon hesitation had been overcome…well.
who started the relationship?: Crowley. So he’d stop finding the angel in bed with several other women.