Look at you. Scrolling post after post without a mind of your own. Like this, reblog that—oh! a bathing kitten. Bah.
Don’t your fingers start to cramp after a while? Does the noise fill the empty hours yet? Do you even remember the last three posts?
Fret not, or rather, do. Because the higher calling is here, and we intend to fill you with a deep, very deep meaning.
Your attention, if you'd be so kind.
The villains of Baldur’s Gate 3 have arrived, here to stay.
We are gauging interest in a little project: a zine, free and digital, devoted entirely to them. True meaning, at last, in this chaotic plane of existence. Three minutes of your time. Barely a pittance, and you were only going to spend it scrolling, weren’t you?
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Consider it. The kittens will still be there to meow at you when you return, little mouse.